Author Topic: loving squirrels  (Read 4873 times)

once i noticed my cat eating something outside so i go out and hes chewing on the lower half of a chipmunk or squirrel and then he just picks up the whole thing and eats it whole and im like "ok cat"

I wonder if the squirrel took steroids

people eat the fish when they fish
Sport fishing? You must be mistaken.

but like
i don't see the issue if a squirrel is just chillin and sitting around being a squirrel why is it an issue

But really, why would you try to shoot an innocent squirrel? Idiots these days...
so there was a huge ass loving squirrel (like the size of a racoon this was one fat mofo) outside so i was all "stuff he dead" so i grab my rifle (which is an air rifle because we cant have a REAL one on the property) and load it up. i shoot the squirrel, dead on, the thing goes FLYING off the tree and im all "forget yeah". so im walking over, and then it stands up and runs away.

wtf i just shot the mofo with a metal bullet going at over 1200 ft per second he should be eating acorns in squirrel heaven. wasnt too surprised, ive heard how some guys lost their arrows to squirrels and stuff, cheeky bastards.

discuss shooting stuff.


This is why op likes shooting things.

so there was a huge ass loving squirrel (like the size of a racoon this was one fat mofo) outside so i was all "stuff he dead" so i grab my rifle ...

what i don't understand is
how did he go from

"there's a squirrel" -> "stuff he dead"

what i don't understand is
how did he go from

"there's a squirrel" -> "stuff he dead"
gaijin hates fat people. case closed.

All I can say is, don't shoot an animal unless you're going to use it's resources.

Bitches don't know about target practice.

Small moving targets you can't predict (like skeet or side-to-side targets) are useful for praticing your shooting.

All I can say is, don't shoot an animal unless you're going to use it's resources.
So when birds stuff on my grandpa's customers airplanes he has to use them in order to shoot them?

its fat kept it from dying.

its fat kept it from dying.
Yeah the little pellet or whatever an air rifle shoots would probably still be stuck in the gut of the beast.

Yeah the little pellet or whatever an air rifle shoots would probably still be stuck in the gut of the beast.

so basically OP was an ass for not chasing the squirrel and trying to really kill it

Now I'm asking myself...

WHY DID OP SHOOT A SQUIRREL!

Now I'm asking myself...

WHY DID OP SHOOT A SQUIRREL!

Squirrels are vermin/pests and can legally be killed, not to mention they can carry all kinds of diseases.
I don't see a difference between killing a squirrel and killing a bug or rat.