You have become the hero of Hyrule

[TeslaCoil]

You must protect the Princess at all costs from Ganon and his Monsters. The item to your immediate left is your shield and the item on your right is your weapon.

How is your chances looking?

[Ad Bot]

[nienhaus1]

So my switch blade is my Shield and a quarter is my weapon, Welp I'm dead.

[-Maxx-]

I have a feather as shield and a rock as my weapon..
ded

[Night Fox]

kindle fire is my shield
heater is my sword...

uh
not very good

[Orion]

i have a shield as a shield and a weapon as my weapon.

100% top notch.

[-Maxx-]

i have air as shield and fist as weapon
im ded

[ArmyUnit]

I have a mouse pad has my shield and NDS charger as my weapon. :(

[lcyGamma]

My shield is a note telling me to remember to plug in my laptop for charging.

The weapon is a popped, stretched, rolled up piece of bubble wrap.

forget.

[Darksaber530]

Shield: 20 inch dell monitor
Weapon: 120GB SEGATE IDE HDD

I sorta stand a chance

[Shy_Guy]

My shield is my TV.
My weapon is a rifle.
Ya I can kill a lot of people with that.

[ChexGuy331]

Guitar and tuner.

....

I dunno, man.

[PurpleMetro]

My shield is my gaming chair that is very huge.
My weapon is a plate of waffles ._.

Well, I atleast have good defenses.

[.:FancyPants:.]

my shield is a health book.

my weapon is a panda express box partially full of orange chicken

i will loving dominate

[caxto]

A dresser is my shield and a wooden eisel is my weapon. If he doesn't breath fire, i shouldn't be too forgeted.

[-Maxx-]

my sheild is legos shaped as a shield
weapon is sword
Domination