You have become the hero of Hyrule

[Flamecannon]

sword stylus
shield 3ds
stuff

[Ad Bot]

[Katadeus]

My shield is a pound+ bar of belgian chocolate and my weapon is an ancient computer mouse
AWW YEAH

[Cool Boi]

On my break, working in a love store.
DO. NOT. TURN.

[TheKhoz]

My shield is a chair and my sword is a laser pointer.

Oh yes. Come at me bros.

[snot2]

keyboard sheild and mouse flail

[Headcrab Zombie]

Shield: Fan
Weapon: Sweatshirt

[Ipquarx]

iPod Touch (4th gen) is shield (not bad, I heard they can stop bullets)
Snow Globe is my weapon (It's actually REALLY HEAVY, it could so some serious damage)

NOT THAT BAD

[Dodger]

My shield is a pencil and my sword is an empty Twix bar tin. I totally got this

[Beachbum]

My shield is a loving shield and my sword is a loving sword. And if navi comes near me I'm going to cut that fairy forget in half.

[Bomb Kirby]

shield: Water Bottle
Weapon: Heater

uh.

[FireFish]

shield is a glass of ginger ale
weapon is swiss army knife
Back up guys I got this.

[Clix]

Believe it or not I have a door as my shield and my machete that I got for Christmas as my weapon, success.

[Decimation]

wall as shield and pen as weapon
come at me son.

[Night Fox]

keyboard sheild and mouse flail

why is your keyboard to your left...

wall as shield and pen as weapon
come at me son.

the pen is mightier than the sword

[The Tavros Nitram]

Door = shield.
Couch = weapon.