You have become the hero of Hyrule

[Port]

my shield is a pair of headphones
I WILL BLOCK OUT YOUR ATTACKS WITH MUSIC

my weapon is a wall
.. well okay, forget

[Ad Bot]

[ThinkInvisible]

Now I have a box of mint tea as a weapon.

And a box of electronical parts and stuff as my shield.


Tesla barrier. Come at me.

[auzman466]

A cup as a shield. Some putty as a weapon.
this won't go well

[-Maxx-]

I look to the left and see a soda can in my hand, I look to the right and see a ipad.
Well, I'm dead.

[Bayo6]

a bag of Jelly Beans and an Iphone 5...


Im forgeted.

[Tømpson]

A pocket knife as a shield and a phone as a sword

[Mariobro123586]

scissors for shield
pixel creeper vinyl for a sword
stuff

[Duhman115]

You must protect the Princess at all costs from Ganon and his Monsters. The item to your immediate left is your shield and the item on your right is your weapon.

How is your chances looking?

Wireless receiver is my shield, wireless mouse is my sword.

I'm screwed, especially if it runs out of batteries

[Ayxrion]

link is left handed??

[Buu]

in all the games except twilight princess and skyward sword

[TeslaCoil]

link is left handed??

But

Link dieded

you are now an hero

you can switch the two if you want.

[Morpheus]

A pillow and a can of root beer.

[lordician]

Shield is my computer, weapon is my laptop bag...

[Swat 3]

Riot Shield

M14AI w/ Scope

[xxxxkill]

My face is my shield, my hair is my sword.
A jacket is my weapon and my entire damn bed is my shield.