Drama log - entry #5479.
"Hello everyone, Blocko here again, I have an account of a terrible person who needs to be arrested. Today, I was walking down the sidewalk, and I came across a man, who was walking the opposite direction as me. Naturally, I moved so that we would not collide, but then his coat brushed against me! I am extremely offended by this action, and am forwarding this to the FBI as soon as possible."