Author Topic: I found one of my old writing notebooks from elementary school...  (Read 2732 times)

holy stuff that's like exactly like mine. in elementary school i would always make this comic 'craig the european hijacker potato'


what in the butts
a terrorist potato named craig that lived in europe and hijacked planes, i was weird in school


When I was in kindergarden I wrote about marrying a large black woman and then watching her while she showered

and yes I read this in front of the entire class

I was so much more violent in elementary school with my writing. I wrote about a war thing with my friends and how a few people got assassinated and stuff and then I got in trouble. :(

I drew comics during school. There seems to be a recurring tall humanoid bird wearing a trench coat and fitting hat that appears all the time, with beady black reflective eyes. He seems to always gobble people up whole in an instant. Then there's always a battle or struggle to get out of his stomach. My teachers never noticed the gore or subliminal messages though.

I drew comics during school. There seems to be a recurring tall humanoid bird wearing a trench coat and fitting hat that appears all the time, with beady black reflective eyes. He seems to always gobble people up whole in an instant. Then there's always a battle or struggle to get out of his stomach. My teachers never noticed the gore or subliminal messages though.
vore?

When I was in kindergarden I wrote about marrying a large black woman and then watching her while she showered

and yes I read this in front of the entire class
How did your teacher like this.

How did your teacher like this.
She had no reaction. She was like...
'oh... okay'

I had my books from Elementary school. I think i threw them away though. They were godawful.

However I still have my story from Second grade still. Its about a leprechaun who lives Spyro the Dragon's stomach


i did so many things in school when i was younger

i wrote a 5-part story about a living snowman trying to save the world from ridiculous scenarios such as falling poptart grenades(my personal favorite), and make countless drawings of stickmen fighting eachother with vehicles and weapons and such. i made world maps, fan-made megaman robot masters who were absolutely ridiculous such as Paper Man, Glass Man, Rainbow Man, Hole Man, etc.

I had my books from Elementary school. I think i threw them away though. They were godawful.

However I still have my story from Second grade still. Its about a leprechaun who lives Spyro the Dragon's stomach
vore?!


brother WHERES MY FRIED CHICKEN