Tezuni's Prison Escape

[Swollow]

You're surprised?

eh a little bit, its just that I really like the server's he hosts

[Ad Bot]

[Tezuni 2.0]

A simple mix up, you're unbanned now.

[Hawt]

host the rp nao

bump

[FortyFourZipForty]

> Is hosting Jail RP, has most players
> Yorktown CRP comes up, has most players, Tez loses players.
> Tez now hosts his own City RP, once again has most players.
> kewl kids 1 Is currently hosting Jail RP, most players, Tez loses players.
> What does Tez do now? Yes, i think we all know what will happen.

[Crøwn]

Yorktown's server has been open for a while now, always empty.

[Advanced Bot]

Yorktown's server has been open for a while now, always empty.

It is sad that some of the most great servers become empty after a few days while crappy servers get the most players. (Unless it is a new server that is fun)

[Captain Zee]

host the rp nao

NECRObump

Fixed. I mean... Jesus >:(

[RaR]

The build is unimpressive and the administration is horrendous. That's all I have to say on this server.

[Johnny Blockhead]

Please buy two rtb servers
Host cityrpg on one and jail on the other
Please, I'm having withdraw attacks from cityrpg
RIP CULT OF SKARO

[Hyaku.]

Please buy two rtb servers
Host cityrpg on one and jail on the other
Please, I'm having withdraw attacks from cityrpg
RIP CULT OF SKARO

Dude your "gang" was two people shooting from a rule-breaking 16x16 hot air baloon.
4x4 lost 100x more lol

It is sad that some of the most great servers become empty after a few days while crappy servers get the most players. (Unless it is a new server that is fun)

What happened too Yorks?

My problem with being a prisoner is that I usually get stuck in my cell for about 45 seconds, then someone escapes and the round ends. Maybe there should be a safeguard that prevents escaping for 1 minute or so?

There is only one cell that let's you escape within a minute, and the cops almost always guard it.

The build is unimpressive and the administration is horrendous. That's all I have to say on this server.

Then wtf are you doing here

[The Resonte!]

Then wtf are you doing here

giving his opinion

does the server at least have 24/7 administration that ISN'T afk
or a thing where the cells automatically open after 10 second or something
because waiting for guards to open cells takes an eternity

[Tezuni 2.0]

giving his opinion

does the server at least have 24/7 administration that ISN'T afk
or a thing where the cells automatically open after 10 second or something
because waiting for guards to open cells takes an eternity

Every cell except one is escapable. 

There's a 12.5% chance you'll end up in that one, so just use teamchat to ask for help getting out.

That's the worst case scenario.  Although guards let everyone out like 99% of the time, you shouldn't expect that.

[TheArmyGuy]

What the forget is wrong with this server? An admin teleported everyone to himself and then shot everyone. Another admin mounted me into someone elses hand. Then I got perma'd.
EDIT: A friend of mine just got perma'd because he made a remark on the awful quality of the build. forgets sake man, if you can't even stand a bit of criticism on the internet I wish you the best of luck in real life. Ugh.

[Tezuni 2.0]

You two were banned for bashing the server repeatedly. 

Constructive criticism is always welcome.

Yes have fun IRL with that attitude.

[TheArmyGuy]

Repeatedly lol, I joined for barely 5 minutes and my chat log could be described as 'Hello.' 'Why the forget did I just get teleported and mounted into some cop's hand.' 'TheArmyGuy has left the minigame.' 'TheArmyGuy has left the game.' 'TheArmyGuy was banned for -1 minutes for reason: 'don't come back'

Repeatedly actually means several times. So unless you consider 'Hello.' an insult to your magnificent server-hosting skills it's anything but repeated.

On a side note, I think it's well placed if someone in real life treats me like an ass in his 'server' by ruining the entire concept of it by teleporting people all over the damn place to at least make a remark on how stupid that is. If I didn't do that I'd just be an idiot that lets himself be walked over.

EDIT: Here's some constructive criticism:

• Don't teleport people all over the place;
• Don't mount people to other people;
• Don't ask for donations on a server that costs 6 dollars per month;
• Don't build huge statues of yourself on the server as some propaganda method. There's this thing called immersion;
• Don't hide buttons that turn people into cows around the map. COWS;
• Try to match some degree of realism if you call it a Jail RP. Maybe rename it to 'tezuni's fantasy dictatorship jail island'. Real jails tend to not have acid pits with jumping platforms built into them with a weapon reward at the end that alerts every single armed police officer in the entire server that they are now armed, and their exact location;
• Jails don't have tanks in their yards;
• Don't make 9 out of 10 cells in a jail escapable. That's just beyond belief;
• Stop giving cops one-shot-kill weapons.