Chain Story (Old-Times!)

[The Tavros Nitram]

Welcome to the Chain Story, Blocklanders
In this you each say a fragment of a statement then the next poster continues that and the next poster after that continues that

so yeah let's go

Theme is early 1900s

One day it was apparent that Leslie was a

[Ad Bot]

[Lando The Climber²]

very old lady who needed to

[Axolotl2]

tan smelly bulls, and she had no legs.

[Clone v.117]

legs were not necessary as she was a robot

[The Tavros Nitram]

who had very good ideas about the future of america which some people regarded as being

[Axolotl2]

filled with perverted swagcigarettes who fap to gay research.

[The Tavros Nitram]

This was a very flawed idea, some said. Being unable to react to the subject at hand Leslie walked down the street and asked herself, 'wait, what is research, and what is a swagcigarette?...most of all, what is fapping?' She realized some starfish from the future came down and tried to sell her cocaine. She denied the offer, and this was a very rude thing to do because

[Nonnel]

she was old.

[Neon]

Drugs these days aren't cheap, and are mostly bought with the currency of

[Momentum]

seashells coated in

[RaR]

seashells coated in

the tears of dead babies

[Axolotl2]

that were 1-month decomposed.

[YourBuddyBill]

In spite of this madness,

[xbox 360 fan]

she picked roses

[Axolotl2]

and beautiful chrysanthemums.