This is sort of a reboot or sequel or something I guess of my really old and really stupid adventure, The Poorly Drawn Adventures of Bronson Conroy. It was really badly made but somehow became popular among the like 7 people who posted in it.
ANYWAY
You are Bronson Conroy. 2 months ago, you had a small skirmish with two imps that had snowballed into what is now a full-scale war. Your squad of soldiers, or "Steves" as they were often called, is now a small army, 6 battalions large. This army is spearheading the assault, supported by the Eurasian Republic Army. You've crippled the Imp's armed forces, collapsed the black market in the Eurasian Republic, and reintroduced sorcery.
To be more specific, you're the one without a hat and the loose-fitting fatigues.
Right now, your forces are islandhopping, and so far, this has been the weirdest base. All the bunkers and fortifications, empty. But the armories were full, machine guns and artillery pieces loaded and in position. The only thing of interest was a small crate in the middle of the island that you were asked to inspect.
How do you proceed?
