Author Topic: [100x70] Bronson Conroy's Team Fortress Adventures  (Read 3910 times)


Tell them their superior sent you to end the battle because they were too slow.

Tell them your the 10th Class
Tell them their superior sent you to end the battle because they were too slow.

: Alright. Question number one, mistah. Who in Sam Hill are you?
: I'm Bronson Conroy, I'm uh...I'm new here. I was...sent by your superior.
: Hmm...you mean Redmond?
: Yes, that's it, Remond! Remond sent me here.
: Our superior's Blutarch, and I'd suggest y'all tell me how you really are.

Give 'em the truth and give it to 'em hard.

: Okay. I'm Bronson Conroy, leader of the South Eurasia Militia.
: Eurasia, huh? Well, that's quite the American accent you got there. Alright, moving on, question number two. How'd you get in this secure resupply room?
: I...I opened a crate and some weird purple energy sorta thing popped out and touched my face. Then I woke up here. I honesty have no idea what's going on.
: ...
: Well, I've found weirder things in crates.
: Yeah, but those wer-... *sigh* Yes, Soldier, you have found weirder things. Alright, Bronson, we believe you.

Ask for the soldiers crates.

Ask for the soldiers crates.

I bet they got some pretty strange and unusual things in them

I bet they got some pretty strange and unusual things in them
more tentacles

Take a gun and show the blues your awesome strategies by defeating red.

Ask them what's going on and where is this place.

Take his hat
more hats=more money=less problems

oh man I remember this
uh
pull a magical hat out of your ass and give it to the engie

get paper, make a paper boy's hat, and say its a rare hat

and watch the money roll in


get paper, make a paper boy's hat, and say its a rare hat

and watch the money roll in
get paper, make a paper boy's hat, and say its a rare hat

and watch the money roll in


Quoted twice for extra true.


Ask them what's going on and where is this place.

: So, if you don't mind me asking, what is this place? What's going on? And who are you guys?
: Well, this our resupply room. This is where we, the mercenaries hired by BLU, Builders League United, stock up on supplies and what not. Right now, we're recoverin' from a major failure at the dustbowls.
: Hey, Engy, we could use this guy's help.
: Yeah, but...we don't know who this guy is
: Oh come on, look at this man's jacket. Look at me in the eyes and tell me you can't trust a man with a jacket like that.
: Well, I guess we could use anotha pair a hands 'round here...So Bronson, you up for helpin' us out?



Choice is yours, guys

no
they are obv gay, i mean BLU? obv code for "butt lovers united"
cigarettes....