Oh hey seeing as we're on the topic of scouts, let me drop this in here
Back in the day when I used to live in this small, stuffty town called Newhaven, I went to a small, stuffty scout gathering
I was looking up information on the website and there are different types of scouts for different age groups
The 5-7 year olds are the beavers and their groups are known as colonies
I go on their website which is covered with Comic Sans and stuffty artwork made on MS Paint (I'm guessing by the kids);
I stuff you not
What is meant to say "Find your nearest colony" reads "Find your nearest colon"
Me and my mum were pissing ourselves for hours