What to do with a brick

[dorkdotdan]

I need some sarcastic uses for a brick.

aka deterring salsemen or using it as a paperweight.

go forums

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[TristanLuigi]

A weight to hold down your paperweights in heavy winds.

[Frontrox]

I know what you shouldn't do with a brick...

Build with it...That's just crazy talk.

[Port]

Throw it into the window of a shop to get protection money for Vlad.

[Clone v.117]

ur mom

[Narkro555]

Turn it into a breakfast cereal. You'll dominate the "health food" market.

[Port]

kinky things

[BanishedLetters]

attempt to break it in half

[Alteration]

Use it as a doorweight

[Port]

attempt to break it in half

[Name is Unavailable]

Deter paperweight salesmen.

[dorkdotdan]

Deter paperweight salesmen.

best one yet

[Man 2]

1) Present enemy head
2) Apply brick
3) Apply brick
4) Apply brick

[RedGajin]

become a brick salesman

[TeslaCoil]

Grind up brick

Make Grapenuts