Quest for the Golden Cake

[TristanLuigi]

Play this like you would any old-fashioned DOS text adventure. Since there will be a lot of invalid commands, I will not state all of them. I will simply ignore it.
> new game
You are in your house. You hear someone outside yell "Mail call!"
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[Ad Bot]

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

>quit
>Yell back

[TristanLuigi]

>quit
You realize that the system does not support strikethrough, and proceed to try another command.
>yell back
You scream "BACK" at the top of your lungs. You are unsure of the effectiveness of this.
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[Tetris]

>relay current environment statistics
>diagnose situation based on hunger

[TristanLuigi]

>relay current environment statistics
What the F are you talking about?
>look
You are sitting in a chair in the room. Also in the room is a sofa, TV, and some cupboards. There's a coffee table on a rug in the middle of the room. The front door is on one side of the room, with kitchen on another, and the stairs on the third.
>diagnose situation based on hunger
What are you, handicapped? This is a text adventure, not a vocabulary quiz.
>hunger
You just had lunch an hour ago. You are not very hungry.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

>sleep on sofa to gain energy
>exit front door

[TristanLuigi]

>rest
You are not tired
>go outside
You find the mailman. He has a letter for you, and asks you to sign somewhere. You are ready to sign your name. Er, what was your name again
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[LOL :D]

>Louis Armstrong

[auzman466]

>Phillip Phillips

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

>Malen Golde

[TristanLuigi]

>>Phillip Phillips
You sign your name and the postman hands you a letter.
LETTER added to inventory!
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[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

>destroy letter

[TristanLuigi]

>destroy letter
You don't have anything to destroy the letter with. Besides, you don't even know what it says.
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[CharlesSpeaking]

>hug mailman

[TristanLuigi]

>hug mailman
You reach over to grab the mailman to hug him, but he runs away.
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