Author Topic: Hide and go fail  (Read 3239 times)

The cake is a lie so there is no cake to hide in, but since you hid in the cake there must be a cake, but it is a lie so there is no cake, but you hid in it so there must be a cake, but the cake is a lie there is no cake. but you hid in it so it must exist, but it is a lie so there was no cake to hide in, but yo-
You die from trying to figure it out.

I hide inside a coffin

suffocate from burial

i hide in sweden

I send nukes from AFRICA

I hide in the clouds.

You fall to your timely death.

I steal Death's cloak and hide under it.

Death does not appreciate you hiding in his knickers and sees your half exposed body.
He then kills you. Big surprise.

I hide in an air molecule

I look at it.

I hide under your mother

I look at it.

I hide under your mother
she sits down.
I hide in the 1970's

she sits down.
I hide in the 1970's
Your time machine causes a paradox and it warps you through and you cease to exist.

I hide inside my own dimension.

Hide is not a noun therefore creating a paradox that kills you

I hide in gta safehouse
Yes it is. Animal hides?

SCP-106 drags you out, and mutilates you.


I hide in SPAAAAAAAAAACE

Unless you suffocate from no air, an asteroid hits you.

I hide behind the Notify button.

also two day bump

I hide behind the Notify button.
I press the button, thus crushing you with it.

I hide inside my computer.

The computer gets a virus, and it's able to infect humans.
I hide in a TV.

I turn on the TV, and tune to the Disney channel.

have fun!

I send Buzz Killington to your address.

I'm hiding in a leatherman pocketknife.