Hide and go fail

[.:FancyPants:.]

I don't hide, and hold a sign saying 'HERE I AM'

no one ever finds you and the game ends and you cease to exist.

i hide in the hide and go fail thread.

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[TristanLuigi]

no one ever finds you and the game ends and you cease to exist.

i hide in the hide and go fail thread.

I lock the thread and it falls to the outer regions of the Off Topic where you live alone for years before you rot to death.

I hide inside myself.

[Dillpickle]

I lock the thread and it falls to the outer regions of the Off Topic where you live alone for years before you rot to death.

I hide inside myself.

incest is illegal.
i hide in the shadows.

[AdinX]

You are not batman, so a hobo woops yo crackah ass and you ded

I hide under my bed. (inb4 boogeyman)

[shyGriff]

the bed collapses on you
rip

i hide in S P A C E

[Theepicman]

You suffocate one centimeter away from Saturn

I hide in Badspots avatar mouth.

[Alyx Vance]

He bans you from his mouth.



I hide in a truck cab with the doors locked and under a blanket

[xxxxkill]

The truck is made of mercury, only keep solid by the low temperatures. Your body heat causes the truck to melt underneath you.


I hide in the sun.

[Dillpickle]

The truck is made of mercury, only keep solid by the low temperatures. Your body heat causes the truck to melt underneath you.


I hide in the sun.

you're too hot to handle and die
rip in peace
i hide in flava flaves clock

[AdinX]

Your time is up

I hide inside the web (already dead, too many trolls...)

[Cybertails1998]

You get torn apart by Scientologists and intolerant people

I hide on a fountain

[Menen]

Fountain's pipes explode and you get rocketed into low orbit.

I hide in a Genie's lamp.

[Zuero]

instead of 3 wishes, death is given to you

i hide in a pokemon game

[Yosher]

you arrive at lavender town. more doesn't need to be said.

i hide in your mom

[AdinX]

She has an abortion, fgt

I hide in a Cake
(the cake is a lie)