Hide and go fail

[Mounds Bar]

You turn to ashes after learning your a vampire around 11 PM.

I hide outside the confines of time itself.

[Ad Bot]

[Snow2]

black hole

I hide somewhere

[ShadowYoshi294]

That "somewhere" was in plain sight.

I hide in the Sun.

[CharlesSpeaking]

You turn to ashes Your ashes turn to ashes

I hide in the toilet.

[Menen]

Someone uses the toilet.


I hide in my bed

[AssassinDevil2]

The monsters eat you.

I hide in  thought, where noone can get me.

[AgentPikmin]

You accidently think of large explosions.

I hide in a SUPA SECRIT SPOT!

[Theepicman]

The spot had Komodo dragons and you get eaten


I hide on Venus

[Cargøn]

You are frozen because you land on the cold side
I hide in plain sight.

[dargereldren]

Instant death. (also that's been done before)

I hide in the code of an add-on.

[TristanLuigi]

It was a crappy add-on and it was sent to the recycle bin and then emptied.
I hide inside an 

[Blooker]

Butt forgeted by a creepy Italian plumber

I hide in my pet creeper

[e-maxx]

someone comes near it an it explodes which means u ded

i hide in a computer

[ShadowYoshi294]

The computer gets a virus, and it's able to infect humans.

I hide inside the Moon.

[Dillpickle]

The computer gets a virus, and it's able to infect humans.

I hide inside the Moon.

Nasa conspiracies.
I don't hide, and hold a sign saying 'HERE I AM'