QuantumMAN - The World's First DOWNLOADABLE Medicine!

[MegaScientifical]

Treat disease with data not drugs!

Simply open a portal with your purchased product's Portal Access Key (PAK). Data then transfers from a remote quantum computer to your brain's neural network for benefits desired.

Website: http://www.quantummansite.com/

Cures range from these subjects: Vaccines, Antimicrobials, Doctor, Veterinarian, Chronic Kidney Disease, Chiropractor, Massage, Weight Control, Food, Laxative, Allergy, Toxin Control, love, Bliss, Stress, Sleep, and Pain!

View the introduction video:	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5lcU0aZS1Q
How it works:	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZIA86zNcuo
How to use:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPcaxDv9U-I

Privacy Policy: http://quantummansite.com/catalog/privacypolicy.php
Terms and Conditions: http://quantummansite.com/catalog/terms.php

COUNTERFEIT NOTICE
Beware of imposters. Only Portal Access Keys™ (PAKs™) uploaded directly from this site (QuantumMANsite.com) are genuine and effective.

This bullstuff is hilarious, isn't it? Someone showed me it... Holy crap. And there's a broken "Mobile Version" link at the bottom. xD I don't know, I finally have a good phone, so that cracks me up...

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[Goth77]

WHAT?! The forget is the scammmy stuff?
LOL TREAT SICKNESS WITH DATA

"DAD I CUT MY ARM"
"SON THROW A  DATA-AID ON IT"

[fawkes..]

Someone with a cold or something on their try this, please:D

Also they have a section for love, wow
''Honey, you ready yet?''
''One second dear, i'm just downloading a cure for this sti!''

[MegaScientifical]

Found out they have YouTube videos about it. If they weren't trying to be serious, I'd love this site. It has that early 90s internet feel. It's like something you'd see in a videogame from that time, about the future.

[Goth77]

LOL I just read the instructions. THIS stuff IS INTERESTING
http://www.quantummansite.com/catalog/instructions/CVAC4.php

All data uploaded run their programs multiple times a day for 10 days due to repeater programs embedded in their data. They impart 100% immunity to the common cold from the start of the first upload. After 4 months of uninterrupted vaccination have occurred, 100% protection against the common cold is then in effect for 1 full year from the start of the first upload.

LMFAO WHAT

[lordician]

This sounds so legit that it must be illegal.
The governments must have tried to hide it.

Once again the forums saved my life.

[The Black Card]

Watches video, hears the words "portal". Reaction, seems legit.

[MegaScientifical]

The more I read, the more I think this bullstuff would be hilarious if they weren't serious. More and more.

[Clone v.117]

QUICKLY
SEND ALL THE LAXATIVES TO YOUR FRIENDS

That introductory video looks a lot like a kid just discovered windows movie maker and has a nervous tick that makes him say "quantum" every time he sees the color anything.

[aludane]

Voice editing in the introductory video lol.

[Tokerovin]

When I was in high school I had this stupid national socialist English teacher who believed in this type of stuff. She and her husband payed $2000 each to this company that "beams frequencies into your brain using a picture" in order to live a healthier life.

What a joke.

[Zeblote]

what if this actually worked

[MegaScientifical]

The placebo effect is strong in this one.

[beachbum111111]

Does that mean people can upload AIDS to websites?

[Rainzx¹]

Cures range from these subjects: Vaccines, Antimicrobials, Doctor, Veterinarian, Chronic Kidney Disease, Chiropractor, Massage, Weight Control, Food, Laxative, Allergy, Toxin Control, love, Bliss, Stress, Sleep, and Pain!

love? Sign me up :D

WHAT?! The forget is the scammmy stuff?
LOL TREAT SICKNESS WITH DATA

"DAD I CUT MY ARM"
"SON THROW A  DATA-AID ON IT"

Lmao