QuantumMAN - The World's First DOWNLOADABLE Medicine!

[TheArmyGuy]

>Quantumcomputer
>2013
>lol

[Ad Bot]

[.:FancyPants:.]

wouldn't OD Self Deletes skyrocket?
this is a terrible idea even if it did exist

[Clone v.117]

wouldn't OD Self Deletes skyrocket?
this is a terrible idea even if it did exist

Not to mention how if this was real it would mean it is implanting information into your brain, even forgetting brainwashing/mind control it would be a matter of minutes before some big ass companies buy the rights to secretly implant ads into peoples minds.

[MegaScientifical]

You guys couldn't recognize the wave of the future if you got swept up in it and died because you didn't buy one of their Portal Access Keys to cure drowning.

[Jerkface]

Important! While using Supercillin™, discontinue any drugs that you are taking

This has to be illegal.  It's literally telling people to do this, and to STOP using the drugs that they currently use.

Wouldn't that... kill them?  I mean, they claim to cure heart conditions.  I'd hate to see some old guy quitting on his heart medication in favor of this, only to die from being off his meds.

[MegaScientifical]

I didn't notice that specific part, but yes that sounds very illegal.

[MegaScientifical]

I just checked the site again, and turns out they have been REALLY active. They now have QuantumVET - Stuff for pets. Not only that, apparently they have had booths at pet expos all over the place for it? And they also added "Money Downloads," which by some means they don't actually explain makes you more money. xD It's so ridiculous, I'm surprised how serious they are with this. xD

[Muslim]

this is like the i-doser which is just a binaural beat that emulates the feeling of a drug, binaural beats are serious biz. they can actually alter your mood and if youve done lsd before and you do the lsd i-doser, you could visually hallucinate. it's pretty interesting stuff.

This has to be illegal.  It's literally telling people to do this, and to STOP using the drugs that they currently use.

Wouldn't that... kill them?  I mean, they claim to cure heart conditions. 

i dont think it would change it for me even though my medication increases heart rate. i only take it on week days.

[Sami2ss]

nice! i'll start some downloads from here once i'm done downloading more ram...

[Mr.Noßody]

This was already proven to be a scam a while ago you guys.
This stuff obviously doesn't work..

[MegaScientifical]

Nah, just imagine we're in the 90s, and this is the future. Suddenly it all makes (videogame) sense.

[SeventhSandwich]

I would consider this abominable medical quackery if it was actually reasonable enough for anyone to fall for it...

[SeventhSandwich]

This was already proven to be a scam a while ago you guys.
This stuff obviously doesn't work..

It doesn't even need to be proven to be a scam. The fact a 'treatment' like this even exists for sale without sufficient medical evidence makes it a scam. Plus, in the video you can clearly see that the 'quantum portal' is just a flash animation.

[MegaScientifical]

I'd like to see this website incorporated into a 90s game throwback... videogame. Would be interesting.

[Muslim]

yeah the website is almost completely designed like the i-doser website (not the actual look of it, but the way you can just "purchase and download" what you want): since i-dosers are legal i would consider posting the link, but i could get in trouble for it. pm.

more information about i-dosers

because i was interested one day and then i realized it doesnt work

so
here

this sounds like i-dosers, but its not. the difference being that i-dosers emulate drugs not used for medicinal purposes... theres ones that emulate heroin overdoses. "this i-dose is meant to emulate the FUN of a heroin overdose" - thats actually what it said...

now if you look at this, its even more of a scam than i-doser...