Because I don't think
You don't say?
Oh, well haha. How would you make it so if you say any of those it will respond with 1 of my 3 greeting messages?
Nah dont listen to zeblote. You need to use strstr instead of instr. Also if(%name == %name) is wrong. Firstly, you cant compare strings like that, secondly %name will always equal %name so that if statement is going to always return true.
To compare strings, use the $=. So "apple" $= "apple". If you want, add me on RTB and ill help you when i get home in a few hours.