How to walk quietly on a carpet during the night?

[S7]

I know this sounds weird, but I heard that it helps to squeeze some of the muscles surrounding your bladder for better balance + general silence. Trouble is the carpet latches violently to anything that comes in contact with it, so each step I take lasts about 10 seconds. Is there any odd method/secret ancient chinese art/ghetto street knowledge you can fill me in on so that I can remain unheard in the shadows?

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[Demian]

Depends entirely on the carpet and the type of socks/lack of socks.

[Anybody]

Don't yell out loud

[Sonicfangirl11]

I do this every night to eat cereal

Socks are your enemy
Put equal weight into both feet
Power walk gently

Oh and if you have to make an act like you needed water or some stuff

[Proog]

Walk on your hands.
Or take your socks off.

[Mikoyan]

Or you could just walk through your house like a normal person.

[S7]

Don't yell out loud

But what if your foreskin gets retracted midway through and it won't go back up? Plus the sensitive skin is brushing up against your underwear which can really hurt if you're not used to it. What do then, master?

Or you could just walk through your house like a normal person.

That's not an option; you will get shot on sight!!!!11!1!

[Ben Grapevine]

do the heel/ toe method used by the military

[Cookiez664]

I go commando


I wanted to see how loud my carpet was, so I went and walked on my carpet, looking weird

Now my sisters friends think I'm a handicap lol

[.:FancyPants:.]

walk as close to walls as possible, the ground creaks less there.

[Böltster]

i always walk on the ball of my feet when i want to walk really quietly

for as big as i am, i'm pretty ninja

[sir dooble]

Throw some thick pillows/cushions down, walk along them.

[Man 2]

In a documentary about ninjas they brought up this tactic for walking silently.

Also, keep your against the edges of the walls, especially when walking through a hallway. This will help keep the floor from creaking.

[dorkdotdan]

walk as close to walls as possible, the ground creaks less there.

This

[Evar678]

When you step, make sure the only part that touches the ground first is the end of your heel. Then, slowly roll your foot to continue the step.
(aka Heel->Toe method)
This works on any surface, besides creaky wood, in which case:

walk as close to walls as possible, the ground creaks less there.

In a documentary about ninjas they brought up this tactic for walking silently.

That takes alot of practice and balance to not hurt like hell.