My dad's cousins daughter got nominated for an academy award.

[Maze24]

She produced a documentary about heart surgery in africa or something. Don't really know her but its pretty freaking cool.

[Ad Bot]

[The Tavros Nitram]

My dad's best friend is the supervising producer of Justified. Suck it.

[Steve5452]

My dad's best friend is the supervising producer of Justified. Suck it.

My aunt was the previous mayor of Malibu California. Suck it.
now let's stop this rooster measuring contest kthx.

[TheChaosCarrier]

my non-existent brother is actually Jesus.
haha my rooster is bigger!!1

[Orion]

my brother's father's cousin's grandfather's former roomate's sister's uncle is actually Bruce Wayne.

[Lando The Climber²]

I'm batman.

[AssassinDevil2]

I'm batman.

[-Pablo-]

I'm actually Riddler.

[Clone v.117]

The woman I was working with in the Philippines got nominated for something like that when I was there, I can't remember specifically what kind of award it was all I remember was it was a big world wide thingy and it was gonna be held in some following year(s).

[Ben Grapevine]

My dad's brother's uncle's grandson's friend's housecleaner became the ceo of microsoft

[Jeep]

My name is Jeep.

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[Ben Grapevine]

Being real a friend of mine was the mayor of minneapolis

[Tonkka²]

She produced a documentary about heart surgery in africa or something. Don't really know her but its pretty freaking cool.

Har Har! That's bullstuff, its obviously because she took the most richard from every other person in the internet under the age of 8. Your mom is getting nominated for that too. So is mine. And that guy's.

[fawkes..]

I don't know anyone famous or anything, I win!

[blueblur121]

I don't know anyone famous or anything, I win!

We all know pacha, who is the loveiest man alive.

EDIT: Also, my cousin's agent's dog's mother is Barack Obama.