Stick Quest - The Adventure of a Stickman

[RedGajin]

ABRESS

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

Imagine the old lady spider went to live on mars

[Kimon]

> AGRESS!

forget.

[Kimon]

> Imagine the Old lady spider was on Mars

You spend 5 imagination credits and teleport the Old Lady Spider in front of an unusually burly Elf named Mars.

[Shell]

forget. so you have to be really specific with these things, like a genie.

gnaw through the web

[Kimon]

> Gnaw through the web

Ew... That thing was ejected out of an old lady's starfish, there's no way in hell that's going in your mouth. Besides, this stuff is really strong, gnawing on it probably won't do much. You should think of another way out of this assweb.

[Shell]

Be creative and pretend your tongue is a worm to get imagination credits.

Legs and neck: Become realistic length again.

[Kimon]

> Pretend your tongue is a worm and earn Imagination Credits

You are skeptical, but you try it anyways. You earn a measly 1/2 credit, You will have to imagine harder than tha-WAIT. Your tongue is stuck in the web. Your loving tongue is stuck to an Old Lady's ass discharge. MOTHERforgetER GOD DAMMIT-

[Shell]

Pretend your arms are scissors and cut through that stuff

[Kimon]

> Flip the forget out

forget YOUR stuff SPIDERBITCH

Strength: +3
Imagination: +11/2

[Shell]

Pretend you are nicolas cage acting in a movie where your wife is about to die in the doomsday. You share a heartwarming moment and end with one last kiss before she drops into the lava pit, whilst you scream her name and burst into tears. That's sure to get you a lot of credits.

[Kimon]

==>

Sorry.
Nearby, a Spiderbitch is slain by an unknown ally. The success results in shared experience. Strength for Mars, Imagination for you.
You:
Imagination: +1
Mars:
Strength: +10


> Pretend you are nicolas cage acting in a movie where your wife is about to die in the doomsday. You share a heartwarming moment and end with one last kiss before she drops into the lava pit, whilst you scream her name and burst into tears. That's sure to get you a lot of credits.

Your pure grace and fantastic acting skills win the hearts of the Celestial Judges.
Imagination: +16

[Shell]

This is officially the best community projects thread

[Kimon]

This is officially the best community projects thread

Sorry I just kind of wanted to use that image.

[Kimon]

==>

You are now calm enough to think straight and notice details again. Wow, this house is an ugly color. Your weapon is on the floor next to the wall, still tightly wrapped in buttfloss.