Stick Quest - The Adventure of a Stickman

[Kimon]

Use ur imagination to turn the head on a stick into a battle axe

> Use you Imagination to turn the head on a stick into a Battleaxe

Imagination? You've never heard of such a thing. You will have to wait for someone with some Imagination to perform that command.
Alright author pause, I have a headache. May make some more.

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[Kimon]

Oops accidentally locked the topic. Damn phone ._.

[RedGajin]

>remove party hat

[Shell]

Mars: Gain strength points.

[Kimon]

> Other Guy: Imagine up some whores

Well you can only afford one, but you do it anyways.
Hell yes.
> Mars: Remove party hat

No! That's some sacred Elf stuff you're talking about, and you do not intend on removing it!

Mars: Gain strength points.

Added.

Strength: +20

[Chromo67]

Mars: Obtain strength points by beating the head on a stick against a tree over and over

[Shell]

Use the spiderbitch's blood to write the word "DUNCE" on your party hat

[.:FancyPants:.]

you: attempt using your imagination to change night to day. (though it might cost too much)

or

you: use imagination to make yourself a name

[Conan]

this is best nonserious adventure

turn a side towards the serious: the hot tub you're in turns out to have a trapdoor as a bottom and you and your lady fall in

[Kimon]

Hey guys sorry for not updating yesterday, but unfortunately if I were you I wouldn't expect much during the week. I'm gonna try to do some today, though.

[Shell]

turn a side towards the serious: the hot tub you're in turns out to have a trapdoor as a bottom and you and your lady fall in

and it turns out the bitch is actually a spy sent by the fbi to kill you

[Kimon]

> Mars: Bash head against tree repeatedly for Strength points

You're kind of skeptical, but you will try it anyways. Luckily, there's some trees over there, by that nice middle class home. It looks a bit suspicious, though. Are you sure you wish to approach it?

[Shell]

Ring the doorbell.

[Kimon]

I'm Back Matherfackers

> Ring the doorbell

Your bashing might disrupt the people inside so you head for the doorbell - WOW THAT'S A RIDICULOUS DOORBELL. Even when you press it, it makes generic dog barking noises. forgetin' dorks.
==>

Nobody seems to be there, and the door is open a crack. You might as well go check inside, because you suppose the worst thing you could run into would be a dog or an annoying hair stylist... Well nothing seems to be oh my god a Hellhound Hair Stylist.
AGRESS OR ABSCOND?

[PurpleMetro]

abscond like the man you are

wait that contradicts my statement