Obama won't support building 'Death Star'

[Clone v.117]

What a great tourist attraction that'd be

Finally, we have been trying to harness the power of the space tourists for centuries.

[Ad Bot]

[Rykuta]

If we spent all of our money on a death star we could just threaten other countries and make them all give us their money :o

Why hasn't any country thought of this yet? Seriously, if countries can just spend money that doesn't exist, why don't they spend so much that they can just buyout everyone they are in debt to, or threaten them with the money they spent. Seriously, WTF politics, you're doing it wrong!

[fawkes..]

If we spent all of our money on a death star we could just threaten other countries and make them all give us their money :o

Give us all your money, or we'll blow our planet up!

Finally, we have been trying to harness the power of the space tourists for centuries.

It's probably why we don't see any aliens, earth is boring!

[Cybersix]

definatly

[GenaralSkar]

Instead of creating a Death Star in the middle of space, we should just turn the Moon into one.

[Black and White]

Instead of creating a Death Star in the middle of space, we should just turn the Moon into one.

but we all know the moon has miles of dust on it you can't even land on it

Besides, Shawcross says, the Obama administration "does not support blowing up planets."

There's your problem

we need an administration that does support blowing up planets

[GenaralSkar]

There's your problem

we need an administration that does support blowing up planets

Like North Korea!

No Communism
Death Star

Choose 1.

[Black and White]

we need either Death star or time travel so we can go into the future where there is one

[Stocking]

we need either Death star or time travel so we can go into the future where there is one

The only way to get a death star is to go into the past, which is impossible.

[Tømpson]

The only way to get a death star is to go into the past, which is impossible.

Not necessarily. There is a good theory behind time travel with black holes.

[Black and White]

unless time seen from outside its dimension is a circle that looks like a box

or is dilated then we could end up completely overlapping that era

[AdinX]

Holy stuff, most tribal but funniest joke ever. Thats terrible. Sig'ing.

The dark sith lord is upon us.

Edit: I can't tell harry potter and luke skywalker apart (sith lord / dark lord)

[Harm94]

The only way to get a death star is to go into the past, which is impossible.

Or crushed do to the immense gravity/death by radition.

[BanishedLetters]

i made a thread first D:

[EazyE]

or we could just get a lot of casual people to pay a private death star craft capable contractor