Author Topic: Gentlemen: The 2013 Corvette Stingray is displayed today @ the Detroit Auto Show  (Read 3301 times)







I'm going to the 2013 Canadian Auto Show.

I wet my pants when I saw this.

has and always will be a chick car.

P sure that's a girl car

I'm not really sure how i feel about the combination of red and black leather.

*wink**wink*


has and always will be a pusillanimous individual magnet.
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no it doesn't have dents in it

Lol. I purposely park in view of the street in Portland during lunch breaks to watch women try to parallel park. I actually saw a girl trying to parallel park when I started lunch and when I finished she was still trying, she kept driving forward and back trying to get closer to the curb but she didn't turn left then right to get the rear wheel closer like you should and she just kept going back and forth in the same spot for 30 minutes like 3 feet from the curb. Some of them try and fail miserably and just take off in shame too LOL.

Lol. I purposely park in view of the street in Portland during lunch breaks to watch women try to parallel park. I actually saw a girl trying to parallel park when I started lunch and when I finished she was still trying, she kept driving forward and back trying to get closer to the curb but she didn't turn left then right to get the rear wheel closer like you should and she just kept going back and forth in the same spot for 30 minutes like 3 feet from the curb. Some of them try and fail miserably and just take off in shame too LOL.

I parallel parked before.

During the driving test.

I parallel parked before.

During the driving test.

I'm lazy and I have big trucks so I usually do it the cheating way where you drive in forward and drive up on the curb until the back tire touches then turn and get the front off the curb and you are perfectly parked against the curb without any backing up. Only works with trucks though obviously as small cars dont do well driving up curbs. It's definitely illegal but I'm construction I do what I want do it right in front of a cop then put a cone down somewhere random next to it and he's like "oh hes a worker its cool."

I'm lazy and I have big trucks so I usually do it the cheating way where you drive in forward and drive up on the curb until the back tire touches then turn and get the front off the curb and you are perfectly parked against the curb without any backing up. Only works with trucks though obviously as small cars dont do well driving up curbs. It's definitely illegal but I'm construction I do what I want do it right in front of a cop then put a cone down somewhere random next to it and he's like "oh hes a worker its cool."
>rob store
>put down cone
"he's a worker its cool"
>shoot someone
>put down cone
"hes a worker its cool"
>rape small child
>leave chopped up bits of small child in a ditch
>with a cone
"its cool guys, no need to investigate, he's a worker"

>kill self
>put down cone
"he's a worker it's cool"

Now you're getting it. Carry a cone around with you. I forgot to mention you need to be wearing a safety vest too.

add a hard hat and hot damn you could run naked through a saints game