guys i think a ghost is cutting me

[Evar678]

erection maybe opened the cut more?

I just laughed much harder than I should've

much harder

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[Shell]

if you were cut hard enough to get a scar, then you would wake up with a cut, you wouldnt just have a scar...

like i said i don't know my medical terms so they're probably wounds or cuts or something 

[Katadeus]

I just laughed much harder than I should've

Oh my god thank you for pointing that out

[Mr. Jelly]

Post pictures



also send me your snake

[Shell]

use your imagination

but seriously guys what the forget is going on

[auzman466]

use your imagination

but seriously guys what the forget is going on

can your snake be used as a blade
is your snake flexible

[Evar678]

send me your snake

[Cargøn]

use your imagination

but seriously guys what the forget is going on

Idk, probably something pointy in your bed
that or you bend funny in your sleep and it tears your skin

[auzman466]

Idk, probably something pointy in your bed
that or you bend funny in your sleep and it tears your skin

he bends funny and his richard tears into his skin

[Jerkface]

You're obviously hurting yourself in your sleep by moving around.  It's not uncommon.

[Shell]

well that makes sense but i'm still confused about the richard cut

[Evar678]

well that makes sense but i'm still confused about the richard cut

Sleep-Fapping too hard with no lube

[Jerkface]

well that makes sense but i'm still confused about the richard cut

Unless you sleep in plate-armor, your snake is just as susceptible to damage as the rest of your body.

[Evar678]

Unless you sleep in plate-armor, your snake is just as susceptible to damage as the rest of your body.

Funnily enough, a majority of plate armor doesn't cover the crotch
Go figure!

[bejacks]

As I was reading this I got a random cut on my finger.

dafuq?