If you press alt + f4 you get the gold hook.
Sorry but that one is old, everyone already knows it gives you the gold hook (with the exception of noobs, *cough* Tokthree) . But there is a different way to get it too. Remove all clothing items, (excluding glasses), run up and down the shore in the town three times and then run over to the jail. Hop three times in place and head towards the volcano. When you are running there, make sure you run in circles a few times and jump every once in awhile. (This prevents hackers from stealing your gold hook once you get it.) Finally, get to the top of the volcano and tell everyone, "I am jumping into this fiery hole in hopes of achieving the gold hook", and then leap into the volcano. Do not worry, you should be invincible at this point and you should be okay if you did this trick right. There is a portal at the bottom that takes you to town and you automatically recieve your gold hook.
I hope this helps the noobs,
-Thirsty-
P.S.: I hope you like this long, detailed guide from the best.