You are now stranded in the desert with the above user.

[Isjix]

have two separate rooms with deadbolts, locks and chains on both doors

[Ad Bot]

[Block1zilla]

Punish his children

[16-Bit]

Self Delete by stab

[MrMcCakey]

rely on him to do everything

[Deoxys And One Noob]

"Hey, handle the pony crap, and I'll claim the GODDAMN SENTRY GUARDED HILL."

[MrMcCakey]

"Hey, handle the pony crap, and I'll claim the GODDAMN SENTRY GUARDED HILL."

would you really spend more time thinking about the interests of your partner rather than food and shelter in a situation as dire as being stranded in a desert?

[Jerome]

"Hey, handle the pony crap, and I'll claim the GODDAMN SENTRY GUARDED HILL."

[Menen]

Establish a Horse Ranch. Strap him to 2 horses running in opposite directions

[Deoxys And One Noob]

Establish a Horse Ranch. Strap him to a pony.

Let's go ride into more useless desert bois!

would you really spend more time thinking about the interests of your partner rather than food and shelter in a situation as dire as being stranded in a desert?

I no need food and water when I have hill.

[hodototman]

I'd say hi.

[AdinX]

2 rounds left in pistol? Shoot myself twice.

[MillCzarr]

Have him make me a sammich.

[Coolsauce]

Spank him

[Mordius]

Lick his sauce

[manofthefuture]

Chop him up into little peices collect his bodily fluids and now i will have food and drink