You can put dryer sheets up your butt and fart and the fart will smell like dryer sheets.
If there is a random stuff in the middle of the floor you can put a dryer sheet on it and the poop will still smell like poo which a hint of dryer sheets.
Why does it sound like you've tested this
If you put a dryer sheet in your pants near your butt, when ever a breeze or something that will make smell come off your butt, it'll smell like those dryer sheets
If you cover a cow's butt with dryer sheets it will poop dryer sheets.Dryer sheets feel weird.
I was going to say you can use them to get static out of your hair or off objects when you clean but apparently this forum is more interested in pooping and farting
I love dryer sheets for that anti-static support, but no matter how many I put in, usually 1 or 2, there's always those 4 or so shirts that stick together and make awful static pop noises when I pull them apart.