Gizoogle is you average search engine, except it produces hilarious results. All text on the page is turned into "Ghetto Speak"
Example: teamfortress.com (also warning some websites get real messed up and all dat, yo. like photos goin missen)
"Kiss these items dopebye!"
Bidwell was takin stock of a stuffload of our olda loot dis week n' found up some idiotz been rockin one of our warehouses ta store palletz of spoiled mayonnaise. Raccoons all over tha place. Fancy Fedoras, Prussian Pickehaubes, Footbizzle Helmets -- these stuff was part of Mann Co. history. Right back up in yo muthaforgetin ass. Some of em was tha straight-up original gangsta stuff our crazy-ass asses eva shipped. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! They deserved a funky-ass mo' betta end than rottin up in a puddle of rotten condiments n' raccoon poop, let mah crazy ass tell yo thugged-out ass.
Herez a cold-ass lil complete list of all tha stock our crazy-ass asses lost: BATTER’S HELMET, SOLDIER’S STASH, PYRO’S BEANIE, DEMOMAN’S FRO, FOOTBALL HELMET, MINING LIGHT, PRUSSIAN PICKELHAUBE, TROPHY BELT n' FANCY FEDORA. Thatz right, folks: These basebizzle caps is gone.
For tha next two weeks, we're pushin anythang up in tha warehouse dat wasn't damaged. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! Purchase n' craft these thangs while you can, cuz once tha two weeks is up I be burnin tha warehouse down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Also, I don't give a forget if you can git rabies from bustin a funky-ass basebizzle cap dat a raccoon bit yo, but if you can don't come bustin up like a biatch ta mah crazy ass bout dat stuff. If you don't want yo' basebizzle caps ta give you diseases, don't cop em outta warehouses, thatz mah lyrics. Thatz just one of tha reasons I wear as few threadz as possible at all times. Never been sick up in mah life.
Have fun, and remember: Gizoogle dat shiznit!
