Guys, I just sneezed up my gum.

[Heitmeyers]

Post weird stuff that has happened to you.

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[KILLERBUNNY]

Wait sneezed it up as in out of your nose or your mouth?

[Steve5452]

Jesus

[Heitmeyers]

Wait sneezed it up as in out of your nose or your mouth?

Mouth.

[hodototman]

I was once sitting on a ski lift and these two women were preaching to me about jesus and god and stuff

I later fell and they came and helped me and said "i hope your life doesn't suck that much soon"

My leg still hurts ;-;

[otto-san]

I can't actually ever sneeze because if I do, it goes everywhere.

I have to, like, force my esophagus or something (it just happens automatically) and take that as a sign to blow my nose as soon as possible.

Not sure if this is relevant.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

I was once sitting on a ski lift and these two women were preaching to me about jesus and god and stuff

I later fell and they came and helped me and said "i hope your life doesn't suck that much soon"

My leg still hurts ;-;

where do you ski
it probably sucks and where i ski is better B)

[Snaffle J. Bean]

where do you ski
it probably sucks and where i ski is better B)

>skiing
do you even rad sports

[sirrockyqo]

I once squirted milk out of my nose onto a cat.

[AdinX]

>skiing
do you even rad sports

Raaaad.When I was 5 I rode my scooter butt naked through my neighbors house during a birthday party that included 15+ people. Nobody said a word.

Their house burned down two years ago. Also related to my family kinda. Full story inbound:
They had a bad heater and wanted their roof replaced. My mon has a lady-friend who used to run a graphic design business with her, who at the time lived out there still with my old neighbors. They contracted her husband's building company thingy to replace their roof, and he warned them about the radiator. We lived in Arizona, so the heat could get up to 125 degrees Fahrenheit. The radiator, being faulty, with the heat of the day, set their brand new, $50,000 roof on fire, which then continued to collapse and crush the house, as well as everything within. Luckily the family wasn't inside at the time. Their daughter was kinda cute, Facebook stalker time. 

[beachbum111111]

I tripped

[InvisibleName]

I farted on my dad's lap c:

[Snaffle J. Bean]

My mon has a lady-friend who used to run a graphic design business

yeah mon smoka da ganja wee bredda 420 blaze it

[-Maxx-]

When I was little i swallowed a whole cough drop without chewing/ sucking on it.
Pretty scary

[Snow2]

this one time i came