LET'S PLAY: OREGON TRAIL (starts on page 2)

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Rip your hair out in frustration on how unneedingly complicated this operating system is
this man has never used windows 9x or dos

do april



The votes are in!


Shell: As the head of this family I think we should go in July.


Marcem: Bret is right, the weather in July is nice.


Port: I think we should go in May.


Shell: What the forget. You're a baby, who asked you?


Cybertails: Dad, July is a terrible time to go, we'll die in the winter in the Rockies. We should go in May.


Marcem: Okay, we're two for two. Joey?


Shell: Alright Joey, it's up to you.


Watcher: ...


Shell: God loving damnit. You are the most useless son ever.


Port: Let's split it halfway and just go in June.


Shell: Okay, we'll go with the baby's idea.

It's now time to spend your heard earned money and outfit your caravan!




Matt: Hello, I'm Matt! So you're going to Oregon! I can fix you up with what you need: a team of oxen to pull your wagon and clothing for both summer and winter. Press space to continue.


Port: ...


Matt: You'll need plenty of food for the trip, ammunition for your rifles, and spare parts for your wagon. Press space to continue.



Just post what you guys want. Here's the maximum of each item you can buy and the prices.



Number              Item               Price 

 20           Oxen                           $20.00     
 50           Sets of Clothing               $10.00     
 99           Boxes of Bullets (20 per Box)  $2.00       
 3            Spare Wagon Wheels             $10.00     
 3            Spare Wagon Axles              $10.00     
 3            Spare Wagon Tongues            $10.00     
 2000         Pounds of Food                 $0.20       


I'll take the average. Also I'm not very good at the hunting minigame.

i'm bad at decisions

the baby should take the wheel on this one

Buy as much ammo as you can.

5 Oxen
10 Clothes
20 Boxes ammo (As long as we hunt on every stop.  You WILL get good at hunting, Wedge)
2 Spare wheels
2 Spare axles (Enough to make a spare wagon!)
1 Spare tongue
500 Pounds food

Then we'll have a spare $110.

isn't my character's name duane

and go with what marcem said, i'm not very good at this part in the Oregon Trail games

Spill coffee on the computer and Oregon Trail glitches out. You are now playing Super Mario Bros somehow, probably because someone found a way to mod an NES cartilage to fit in a floppy drive slot. That doesn't even make sense, but you go with it.

i tried making a list of stuff to buy even though i'm not in the roster

couldn't beat marcem's loadout. I'd suggest to add another wagon tongue and balance the leftover cash to an even $100

5 Oxen
10 Clothes
20 Boxes ammo (As long as we hunt on every stop.  You WILL get good at hunting, Wedge)
2 Spare wheels
2 Spare axles (Enough to make a spare wagon!)
1 Spare tongue
500 Pounds food

Then we'll have a spare $110.

Port is obviously a traitor to your cause. Strangle him in his sleep.

Spill coffee on the computer and Oregon Trail glitches out. You are now playing Super Mario Bros somehow, probably because someone found a way to mod an NES cartilage to fit in a floppy drive slot. That doesn't even make sense, but you go with it.
Have someone slap you for having such a silly fantasy.

5 Oxen
10 Clothes
20 Boxes ammo (As long as we hunt on every stop.  You WILL get good at hunting, Wedge)
2 Spare wheels
2 Spare axles (Enough to make a spare wagon!)
1 Spare tongue
500 Pounds food

Then we'll have a spare $110.

just a thought

if marcem is filthy rich why do we start out with $400

shouldn't we have like $2000 at least