Expedition

[Darksaber530]

You are on an expedition to find the golden idol inside the Pyramid of Ratara.

You forgot to bring your map before coming into the desert, but luckily you remembered to bring your canteen full of water...
or did you?
You forget a lot of things.

Wait...

What is your name?
i draw with a mouse so im stufftydrawer lol

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

Your name is Django Watterson

[Darksaber530]

>Your name is Django Watterson

Oh yeah...
Forgot that

You usually keep a card pinned to your shirt in case this happened.
Well, now that you know your name, what should you do now?
>Attempt to enter pyramid
>Attempt to go back through 12 miles of desert to get your map back
>Goof off

[TristanLuigi]

>Split the timeline into 3 seperate streams and do all 3, then re-merge and have the map, and have progress, and have fun.

[Shell]

Wonder why you switched colors with the sand and the pyramid got smaller and a hole is in your neck

[Conan]

enter pyramid

i mean what can go wrong

[Shell]

Django: Do you really think you're gonna find anything in the pyramid? Tomb raiders have raped literally every single pyramid of their riches, and you're not going to find anything. You're going to break your ass over a bunch of poison dart traps and die for nothing.

>Go back.

[Darksaber530]

Wonder why you switched colors with the sand and the pyramid got smaller and a hole is in your neck

Switched colors: more realistic color scheme
Hole: His shirt is on backwards, that's the tag.

[Crispy_]

eat the tag

then get map

[Darksaber530]

Django: Do you really think you're gonna find anything in the pyramid? Tomb raiders have raped literally every single pyramid of their riches, and you're not going to find anything. You're going to break your ass over a bunch of poison dart traps and die for nothing.

>Go back.

Wait...

Is that...

Holy stuff yes it is.
Its a HOUSEAMID. Technically not a tomb, so tomb raiders cant get into it.

Looks like were breaking into this thing.

Options:

>Go in through front door
>Climb down chimney

[Crispy_]

chiminiminey

[Gojira]

become santa claus
use chimney

[Extrude]

He used to be in jail, but got out on account of his extraordinary archaeology skills required for this expedition. The other party members know him as... Django Unchained

[Darksaber530]

>Chimney
Well, you at least made it to the chimney
Sure you had a couple of times where you were about to fall off, and there was that one time where you forgot your canteen and had to go back down and get it
But at least you made it

Looks like its getting dark too
Great
Enter 1st person veiw

Looks like a short jump
Funny, considering that its near the top of the houseamid.

OPTIONS:

>Jump down into chimney
>Climb back down and take front door.

[Gojira]

You're not santa claus until you climb down the chimney.