zombie apocalypse: at least you're not one of the zombies
It doesn't make anyone feel better, your car still crashed, you still got your eyes gouged out. But what I'm saying is if something bad happens to you another person comments that your situation isn't bad because worse things have happened.
it's not supposed to make you feel better, it's supposed to make you feel thankful different stuff didn't happen.
it's not supposed to make you feel happy, it's supposed to make you feel better
better as in not as bad as you were before. better is relative. stop being a bitch about my wording.