I have devised the ultimate torture method for gamers.

[Cool Boi]

god damn it, you have to make better rules
1) no foreign objects allowed
2) couch is immovable
3) cushions are immovable
4) not nails, knives. nails spaced to close and evenly would not do anything. knives, however, would cut and tear rather than poke.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr.jacksaunt]

as if i'd touch an xbox
no please
i'd pull out my phone and do things
and no, you can't add a "no phones!" rule

[NotKreation]

Too bad real gamers use PC

[The Corporation]

put the couch out farther.
I've got some long ass arms, i can reach that.

[Cool Boi]

Guys, don't focus on the Xbox. Just imagine it's a PC or something.

[Cucumber!]

Good thing I have some diamonds to cut that diamond :D

[Alex Man!]

I would use my wizard powers to turn the Xbox 360 into a computer, and levitate over the spikes.

[Regulith]

I don't understand what part of this is torture

[SpreadsPlague]

step on the xbox controller and use it as a bridge to get to a PC

[VincentTheGuy]

Take off shirt and pants.

Put on floor.

Boycott that bullstuff.

[Name is Unavailable]

No TV. What's the point.

[Kalphiter]

Take off shirt and pants.

Put on floor.

Boycott that bullstuff.

How about the couch cushions?

OP failed

[VincentTheGuy]

How about the couch cushions?

OP failed

forget that, i want to take off my clothes.

[Fluff-is-back]

>Become Indian
>Lie on nails
>Play games

[johnnyboy]

god damn it, you have to make better rules
1) no foreign objects allowed
2) couch is immovable
3) cushions are immovable
4) not nails, knives. nails spaced to close and evenly would not do anything. knives, however, would cut and tear rather than poke.