Ban democrats from owning guns

[Ben Grapevine]

I don't think the second amendment goes far enough. If the goal of the second amendment is to defend us from a tyrannical government, the people need some more heavy weapons. Everyone needs stinger missiles, rpgs, armored personnel carriers, etc. I mean, your 9mm pistol isn't going to save you from the Abrams tank rolling down your neighborhood, nor will it save you from the mafia shooting up your house with rpgs. Giving everyone weapons like this will make everyone safer.

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[Greek2me]

I don't think the second amendment goes far enough. If the goal of the second amendment is to defend us from a tyrannical government, the people need some more heavy weapons. Everyone needs stinger missiles, rpgs, armored personnel carriers, etc. I mean, your 9mm pistol isn't going to save you from the Abrams tank rolling down your neighborhood, nor will it save you from the mafia shooting up your house with rpgs. Giving everyone weapons like this will make everyone safer.

Thanks for the satire topic for the paper I'm trying to write.

[hodototman]

I don't think the second amendment goes far enough. If the goal of the second amendment is to defend us from a tyrannical government, the people need some more heavy weapons. Everyone needs stinger missiles, rpgs, armored personnel carriers, etc. I mean, your 9mm pistol isn't going to save you from the Abrams tank rolling down your neighborhood, nor will it save you from the mafia shooting up your house with rpgs. Giving everyone weapons like this will make everyone safer.

is this a joke post or are you actually serious

[Greek2me]

is this a joke post or are you actually serious

Pretty sure it's satire.. I hope.

[Thar]

is this a joke post or are you actually serious

Pretty sure it's satire.. I hope.

Ohohoho

Don't make me laugh, I bet I love my guns and my rights more than you!

*cuddles with ar15*

[SeventhSandwich]

Definitely fake.

I don't think it's fake, it's just a stuffty comparison.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc

edit: I was wrong

lol vermont had 4 gun murders, 2nd in the us. There is no way that the entirety of new england had a high amount of gun violence.
image is faked

[Kevdude]

There is no way that the entirety of new england had a high amount of gun violence.

Dohoho, are you sure about Connecticut?

[Thar]

We need to have more officers that are better armed in schools. I say a good ration is like 1 for every 50 or 100 students in the school.

[Kevdude]

We need to have more officers that are better armed in schools. I say a good ration is like 1 for every 50 or 100 students in the school.

What if the officer decides to shoot up the school? Every staff member should be armed and trained in counter-terrorism to balance each other out

[Greek2me]

We need to have more officers that are better armed in schools. I say a good ration is like 1 for every 50 or 100 students in the school.

Nah I think a 1:1 student - cop ratio is best.

[Kalphiter]

What if the officer decides to shoot up the school? Every staff member should be armed and trained in counter-terrorism to balance each other out

Every country should nukes.

Right?

[Thar]

What if the officer decides to shoot up the school? Every staff member should be armed and trained in counter-terrorism to balance each other out

Thats not good enough, the children should be able to take small arms to school with them. Think about it, there would be no fights ever. Like whos gonna fight someone who has a gun?

[e-maxx]

or all the staff could just be terrorists that way they'll know all of the terrorist tricks  

[Greek2me]

Also, there should be a helicopter hovering over the school to make sure nobody attacks it.

[Kevdude]

Every country should nukes.

Right?

"And if your enemy has forgeted up stuff, well forget up their stuff with your forgeted up stuff." The Bible 4:Yes

Thats not good enough, the children should be able to take small arms to school with them. Think about it, there would be no fights ever. Like whos gonna fight someone who has a gun?

Only American guns