Ridiculous things you hear people say

[Kimon]

It's pretty straight forward, I just want to hear about the most ridiculous thing you have ever heard.

I'll start out with a quote from my sister:
"Twitter and Tumblr practically rule the internet. Like, half of the things that happen originate from Twitter and Tumblr."

[Ad Bot]

[John Freeman]

That made me cry

[shyGriff]

"dogs aren't good"

[Kimon]

Ooh wait I have another one from 'Twerkerella' on Twitter:
"If you aren't twerking what are you doing with your life"
"I'm swimming through a sea of #basicbitches"
Actually you know what here just scroll down her feed https://twitter.com/Twerkerella

"dogs aren't good"

Dog is God spelled backwards. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

[BanishedLetters]

today I had a friend call me in a panic saying that he was being threatened of being hacked on Xbox, and he asked me to put some magical "hack" bullstuff on his account so nothing bad will ever happen to him

it was pretty sad

[Tonkka²]

Some stupid bitch i talked to apparently had "winning the lottery jackpot" as an important part of her future life when she gets teen pregnant and her parents die.

[Blockomanian]

a guy I know will start saying things like "NOT EVEN!" when he knows he's losing an argument with me.
It's both funny and annoying.

[Jetlok]

"everyone has a friend with benefits if you dont then youre like handicapped or something"
words of wisdom from some chick in 9th grade
have you even SEEN a snake

[Steve5452]

have you even SEEN a snake

Probably.

[Kimon]

"Omg my boyfriend texts me hearts its so cute I love him"
*Breaks up less than a week later*
True story of a stupid bitch in 6th grade. Not even joking. Also I also remember these two middle schoolers that got in a 'relationship,' left school, then broke up the next morning.

Probably.

Obviously her father's.
not a rape joke

I probably can remember a lot more ridiculous things but I think I'm done for now.

[Wynd_Fox]

"I don't hate you!"
~Steve5451
"I'm straight!"
~Same guy

[cooldawson3]

Oh man I should start writing down all the things my brother says and just dump them here. He has a major superiority disorder or something.

He has the mental maturity of a 10 year old. He told me that he is "going to start using Internet jokes like 'umad bro' in real life." I died a little on the inside. He's 18 btw. :/

[Clone v.117]

I remember going to Supanova and overhearing a group of 20 year olds go into very very deep detail about their fav mlp research.

[Gojira]

"yolo"
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[dorkdotdan]