Ridiculous things you hear people say

[Clone v.117]

^ Reminds me of what really is the most forgeted up thing I've overheard.
When I was on a plane a early 2012 there was this stupidly loud guy sitting with his friend in the seats in front of me shouting their conversations so loud everyone on the plane could hear, and take a guess at what their conversation was about.
Go on guess.




...No you're wrong, their conversation was about how to get grade A hand guns illegally and how to kill someone and frame it on his wife easily.
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if he was arrested on the way out of the airport.

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[S7]

Last time I went on a plane I got a pneumothorax.

[dorkdotdan]

^ Reminds me of what really is the most forgeted up thing I've overheard.
When I was on a plane a early 2012 there was this stupidly loud guy sitting with his friend in the seats in front of me shouting their conversations so loud everyone on the plane could hear, and take a guess at what their conversation was about.
Go on guess.




...No you're wrong, their conversation was about how to get grade A hand guns illegally and how to kill someone and frame it on his wife easily.
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if he was arrested on the way out of the airport.

NO NO MAN, THE BEST WAY TO MAKE A PIPE BOMB IS...

[Kisamber]

When you walk by the constable at school and you hear people talking about weed in front of him.

[dorkdotdan]

When you walk by the constable at school and you hear people talking about weed in front of him.

A Constable? Do you live in the UK?

[fawkes..]

I went to watch the hobbit the last month, on the way out I see some guy talking, to who I assume is his girlfriend, about the film. His exact words where;
''I can't believe you made me take you to that, that was awful'
The hobbit was far from awful :c

Oh and another one, someone i've just started to be friendly with comes up to me and says;
''Hey, I'm thinking of having a party next weekend''
So i'm like
''What for?''
To which she replies
''Well since we've been at school for like, a century now I think we should celebrate''
And im just like
''Wait, a century?''
She looks at me like I'm handicapped and says
''Yeah, you know, 10 years of being in school?''

[dorkdotdan]

Oh and another one, someone i've just started to be friendly with comes up to me and says;
''Hey, I'm thinking of having a party next weekend''
So i'm like
''What for?''
To which she replies
''Well since we've been at school for like, a century now I think we should celebrate''
And im just like
''Wait, a century?''
She looks at me like I'm handicapped and says
''Yeah, you know, 10 years of being in school?''

Don't catch the stupid, kids.

[Steve5452]

"I don't hate you!"
~Steve5451
"I'm straight!"
~Same guy

"I'm aloveual"
Comments about how he finds men attractive
-Wynd

[Harm94]

"Back then before 2010 no one cared about weed. Now people want it legalized, so now when I walk down the street with my Blaze it 420 t-shirt people give me the thumbs up like a freedom fighter. I can't wait for Obama to legalize weed so I smoke on the street so those weed haters can't do stuff against me."
-420kushoverKilLxX(youtube comment)

[Tudoreleuu]

Oh and another one, someone i've just started to be friendly with comes up to me and says;
''Hey, I'm thinking of having a party next weekend''
So i'm like
''What for?''
To which she replies
''Well since we've been at school for like, a century now I think we should celebrate''
And im just like
''Wait, a century?''
She looks at me like I'm handicapped and says
''Yeah, you know, 10 years of being in school?''

If I facepalm hard enough, will I get a wish?

[MaroonCacti²]

If I facepalm hard enough, will I get a wish?

No child,
only tears now.

[.:FancyPants:.]

^ Reminds me of what really is the most forgeted up thing I've overheard.
When I was on a plane a early 2012 there was this stupidly loud guy sitting with his friend in the seats in front of me shouting their conversations so loud everyone on the plane could hear, and take a guess at what their conversation was about.
Go on guess.

"man, i would KILL to see OBAMA!"

[Kisamber]

A Constable? Do you live in the UK?

my school nick named him consti.
Good guy but a little crooked.
I live in Canada.

[Fluff-is-back]

"Apple is better than anything else"

[Evan5626]

"I've lost faith in humanity."

I mean seriously.