Ridiculous things you hear people say

[dorkdotdan]

"I've lost faith in humanity."

I mean seriously.

So you lose faith in humanity when people say "I've lost faith in humanity"?

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[IkeTheGeneric]

There was this guy talking about how "obama was making the working man pay more so he could buy more white slaves"

He was being serious too

[Tudoreleuu]

"Windows/Mac/Linux/iOS/Android is the best, everything else sucks."

They're all nearly equal in my eyes. People that say 'NO BRO LINUX IS DA BEST WINBLOWS USERS ARE handicapped" are so dumb.

[beachbum111111]

"Umad bro"

[Bomb Kirby]

Internet slang: yolo, swag, etc ( this is partially ironic, I do use "lol" and "omg" )
anything related to a certain game being the "best" ( Minecraft and CoD in particular ) without being backed up with real evidence

People say this to me all the time: Kirby/Mario is for little kids, get a real game like <insert name of first person shooter here>

[Mute]

"Do you even lift?"
"You won't staple your toe, no balls"
"Man why do we have to watch videos in class so much, Id rather do bookwork!"
"Its too cold in here!"  *Next period class* "Its too hot in here!"
Do you want me to go on.

[Tudoreleuu]

"Its too cold in here!"  *Next period class* "Its too hot in here!"

[Kimon]

OH GOD I'M DYING I JUST TALKED TO MY SISTER ABOUT THE THREAD AND THIS WAS HER RESPONSE:
"Yeah well you can go tell your little gay handicap friends that Tumblr has some of the most logical people on the internet, and I'm smarter than all of them. What are their grades?"
and:
"They're not even hipsters"

PFTAAAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not joking when I say she's being serious about that.

[Decepticon]

OH GOD I'M DYING I JUST TALKED TO MY SISTER ABOUT THE THREAD AND THIS WAS HER RESPONSE:
"Yeah well you can go tell your little gay handicap friends that Tumblr has some of the most logical people on the internet, and I'm smarter than all of them. What are their grades?"
and:
"They're not even hipsters"

PFTAAAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not joking when I say she's being serious about that.

i
i'm at a loss for words
just
i'm sorry you have to live with her, is she a baby troll or something? oh and show her some of the most idiotic tumblr profiles

[Trymos]

my dad said "higher isn't better"
which is true for the first number of an nvidia gtx card.

but this is a comparison from a gtx 680 to a gtx 690...

[Katadeus]

"Do you even lift?"
"You won't staple your toe, no balls"
"Man why do we have to watch videos in class so much, Id rather do bookwork!"
"Its too cold in here!"  *Next period class* "Its too hot in here!"
Do you want me to go on.

man do u even wipe

[Momentum]

every day

[Momentum]

"Windows/Mac/Linux/iOS/Android is the best, everything else sucks."

They're all nearly equal in my eyes. People that say 'NO BRO LINUX IS DA BEST WINBLOWS USERS ARE handicapped" are so dumb.

but thats basically everything

[Mr.jacksaunt]

"jews didnt cause 9/11"
i want to punch every person who says this

[Funkadelic]

"Obama is a muslim"

hahahaha