Ridiculous things you hear people say

[caxto]

"Facebook is the place to find some of the smartest people out in the real world!"

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[PaintsForum]

"jews didnt cause 9/11"
i want to punch every person who says this

^

[shyGriff]

[_Rave_]

Via Twitter:

"driving on empty #bamf"

3 hours later

"Ran out of gas and had 3 guys help me push my car into the gas station HAHA I'm an idiot"

[The Tavros Nitram]

people complaining about their foot long subs at subway being 11 inches instead of 12

grow the forget up

[Harm94]

Why are ONLY white children taught to “embrace” racial diversity as they become minorities in Europe and ALL the lands their ancestors fought & died for with blood, sweat & tears?
 
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For thousands of years they fought & died to defend their lands for their beloved white children.
 
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But now the anti-white establishment is destroying the white race by flooding EVERY & ONLY white countries with MILLIONS of non-whites.
 
These anti-whites are FORCING WHITE GENOCIDE
 
Anti-tribal is a code for Anti-White.

my time will come im very drained make this tollerable forget the law to this one it dosent efect me in this time im low on food and do need pot to relax i do need these youve changed half the history im to even in this town allready it suffers links from time and you make them still its cayotic but has to keep happening

[Insomniac]

My brother will constantly run up to me and yell "LOL" in my face, Every day.

[TVhead]

I hate when people I don't like try to talk to me.

[Port]

"Microsoft is good"

[Harm94]

[lilpappaknox]

-snip-

To the bitch on the bottom of the pizza picture.

[The Tavros Nitram]

"Microsoft is good"

dont make me laugh

[Cargøn]

"dogs aren't very flammable and are therefore useless"

they can also be used as doorstops.
Also when they're puppies they go good with the tears of the oppressed.

"Windows/Mac/Linux/iOS/Android is the best, everything else sucks."

They're all nearly equal in my eyes. People that say 'NO BRO LINUX IS DA BEST WINBLOWS USERS ARE handicapped" are so dumb.

I think you just ascended to a higher form of being.

But really owmylovinggod

There was this kid I used to sit next to who would not shut his mouth about gta and pressured the living stuff out of his friend to buy it. Also his other dialogue consisted of:
- YOLO SWAG!
-I'll just yolo it.
-*loveual moan*
That's just 3 of many.

[The Tavros Nitram]

loveist much omg

[carolcat]

"omg did you draw that?" when you people are watching you draw
"are you left handed??" when they see you write with your left hand