Fanfictions

[Sirrus]

I wrote a Fallout 3 fanfic a while ago, I enjoyed it as a writing exercise and I'm thinking about starting up another one set in the Fallout universe. I don't write enough to justify how much I generally say I like doing it (but ya, I do enjoy it), so uh, I might be posting about that later?

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[shyGriff]

see the thing is i like pointing out weird/bad fanfics but that supports people thinking all fanfiction is bad but i can't think of any really good fanfics that wouldn't be weird to everyone else
 

[The Tavros Nitram]

I wrote a Fallout 3 fanfic a while ago, I enjoyed it as a writing exercise and I'm thinking about starting up another one set in the Fallout universe. I don't write enough to justify how much I generally say I like doing it (but ya, I do enjoy it), so uh, I might be posting about that later?

FALLOUT 5

"we have to fight the national socialists" said man in suit "but they are all dead" said man in normal clothing "too bad" said man in national socialist shirt "they are still alive" said national socialist "zombies are coming for you" said the normal man "but they wont eat you" and then the man said "but theres no zombies" and then zombie came up right behind him and killed him and national socialist died and the story is over but then man in a suit comes and hes like "bragahehrgehrg" and kills the zombies with a shotgun but the zombies were still alive because theyre zombies and then he was like pew pew and the zombies died and the national socialist was like "thanks yo" and then the man in the suit shot him

[The Tavros Nitram]

another fanfic!


i walked outside one day and ponys were there i was like oh my god and the ponys disapered i dont know what happend but i think it was the bronys who killed them because bronys are mad at celestia for her tyranny and i saw celestia and cellestia was a pony and those ponys there died but i hope not and then one day i woke up telleported 2 the new dimenshun and there were even m0r ponys, but i didnt ask why and there was celestia and she was being shot so i got out sword and they shot me and i fought back and never dead then shot them back with their bullets and then they dead and i saved cellestia then we had love and her rooster was big the end ps we had babys

[Sirrus]

:(

Fallout has by far one of the most compelling game universes I've ever had the pleasure of exploring. It's an interesting commentary on the nature of humanity and America, and has the strange sort of distinction of taking place across three different time frames. Technology was sort of "frozen" at the 1950's while still progressing past anything we have today (think nuclear reactors in cars), broader society stopped evolving at 2077 and then the games take place around 200 years after that if memory serves. So it's like, a look backwards into our history and forwards at the same time. Very compelling stuff.

Not to mention the extreme attention to detail by the devs in certain areas that just make it a very fertile bed for speculation and thus, fan fiction.

[Kimon]

Oh my loving god that reminds me hold on I think I have two fallout 3 stories I wrote in like 5th grade or something hold on I'm gonna get it.

[PJ Boy]

Alright, dare I suggest this one... It's rated M, so no link in fear of a ban.

Attached - An SSBM Fanfic revolving around Samus Aran and Zelda, but there are other characters as well. Third most favorited SSB fic on the site, with good reason. It is VERY well written with solid characters and action scenes. A good 127k words. Sadly, it appears to have been abandoned with the last update being in June 2010. Unfinished, but enough is there to get a satisfying read.

[Jairo]

needs more full life consequences
and cupcakes

[Blastdown]

some odd number of years ago when i was thinking about doing a digital animation project, i wrote an incomplete zelda-based story. it was a mixture of story and script-like notes, i only got three chapters in. had separate files for detailed character information, the basic storyline, and so on.

i had acquired various sound files and models to work with, but never actually did anything with the project. i can still remember the story and could easily rewrite what i had wrote.
later on i realized i had written a fan-fiction of sorts. i didn't know fan-fictions were a thing back then, or even what one was

[Kimon]

Alright I found it. There was only one but I'm like crying while I'm typing this. The following is exactly what I had written. Literally, If you think you see a typing error it's from the actual thing.

"THE ICE CREAM MISSION"

  (Ooooh boyy.)
"Holy crap! What is that?" I exclaimed. A giant, mutated, bloodthirsty rat-roosterroach thing was hissing at me. Then again, it wasn't the first freakishly radiated-mutated-thing after the nuclear war. The whole world was falling apart after the nuke, really. Quickly I ran from the abandoned grocery store. I stopped to catch my breath. It was dangerous, but I needed the ice cream. It may seem ridiculous, but ice cream healed radiation. Well, at least the tastiest way. Radiation, or RAD, is the stuff that mutated that rat-roach because of the fallout of the nuke. Pure water is also rare and a way to cure radiation. Unfortunately, now I to go back to the starting town and tell that I had failed to get the RAD-away. (Medicine that cures radiation.) I don't know why I had to get ice cream instead but I thought it was worth the trip. (YOU DUMB forget YOU'VE KILLED THEM ALL) By the way, I'm -name-, 10 year old apocalypse survivor and I live in a small, Old West looking town. I had to go south all the way to another town, which was infested with bandits. I sighed and looked at my Pip-Boy. A Pip-Boy was basically an oversized watch that could do almost anything. the Pip-Boy said I was facing west. I had to go completely north to get to my town. I almost hesitated to leave (Oh my god what) when suddenly I head footsteps. I couldn't take any chances so I quickly ran away.I followed the road north until I was in a danger zone. I decided not to get eaten alive by giant-man-eating-butterflies and put my Pip-Boy on Stealth-Boy mode. The camo wasn't great, but it was enough to get by the monsters. Hearing the hiss of a monster, I started walking.(I'M SORRY YOU WHAT? Also there's no space between the period and the sentence again.)After a while of walking I finally came up to a fresh water valve. the bad part was, there are ALOT of monsters attracted to the valve. (Son of a bitch did I really say 'alot' in all caps? It's not even a word.)Then it hit me. Fresh water! I grabbed a few buckets and filled them with water. I guess they wont be disappointed, I thought as I ran back with buckets of water.

THAT.     WAS.

[The Tavros Nitram]

needs more full life consequences
and cupcakes

FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES: THE AFTERLIFE TO THE AFTERLIFE

we could start writing this

[kegeshan]

I'd recommend Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's a great deconstruction of the Harry Potter universe, like in this quote:

You turned into a cat! A SMALL cat! You violated Conservation of Energy! That's not just an arbitrary rule, it's implied by the form of the quantum Hamiltonian! Rejecting it destroys unitarity and then you get FTL signaling! And cats are COMPLICATED! A human mind can't just visualize a whole cat's anatomy and, and all the cat biochemistry, and what about the neurology? How can you go on thinking using a cat-sized brain?

It is, however, 504,916 words long. For reference, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the longest Harry Potter book by word count, is 198,227 words.

In other news, would anyone like to hear a reading of their choice?

[otto-san]

A weeaboo's favourite type of narrative.

Something about the concept of fanfictions is incredibly unappealing to me and makes me regurgitate uncontrollably. It burns my throat.

[Jairo]

A weeaboo's favourite type of narrative.

Something about the concept of fanfictions is incredibly unappealing to me and makes me regurgitate uncontrollably. It burns my throat.

you deserve it for being SO UNCULTURED

[The Tavros Nitram]

why are there no blockland stuff-fictions?
 
we should all collab and write one.