Author Topic: stuff you wonder if you're the only one that does it  (Read 3724 times)

figured i'd make a topic about stuff like this since it's always on my mind

i sometimes sit down with like, cereal or something that gets messy on the hands, like cheetos or maybe a pickle or something, i dont know

but i usually make a mistake of using my right hand (mouse hand + faster hand for one-handed-typing) to eat the food when i want to get on the computer at the same time, so i'm sitting awkwardly using my loving left hand to use the mouse and slowly type.

am i the only one that does this

post some of yours

i usually make a mistake of using my right hand (mouse hand + faster hand for one-handed-typing) to eat the food when i want to get on the computer at the same time, so i'm sitting awkwardly using my loving left hand to use the mouse and slowly type.

am i the only one that does this
i do the same thing but with masturbating instead of food

i do the same thing but with masturbating instead of food
I've perfected the trick of using ol' lefty, so I can still maneuver my way around the computer.

Talking to myself in the mirror

Shadow boxing

Sleeping with my body pillow (not one of those weird nude anime ones, it's body size) the same way I would sleep with my ex

Planning an apocalyptical survival set-up down to the penny / millimeter

Crying whenever I imagine/see another person's eyes hurt (poked, falling out, eyes yanked out, etc)

Tentacle researchjustkidding :cookieMonster:

Spending hours thinking about a girl and every possible situation that could come out of a relationship/ possible reactions to me asking her out (given that I have a crush on the said girl)




 
I'm an alien.

(I only did this once) I was sitting next to a girl in class and farted silently, then tried to suck it back into my starfish.

Discuss things with myself while using the restroom


the same way I would sleep with my ex

17 and you loving slept(read the way that doesn't mean forgeted, like all the dumbstuffs use it as) with a loving girlfriend? WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU ON? :o

Leaving the side of my computer tower unhinged, letting two dogs sleep on my bed when i try to sleep out of being nice, stacking objects that shouldnt be stacked on my desk near the edge, walk on my toes going up and down stairs, cling to the walls of an elevator whenever i get in one, worry about the afterlife and if it exists whenever i lay down to go to bed, clean my fingernails with my pocketknife.

cling to the walls of an elevator whenever i get in one
you aint alone

17 and you loving slept(read the way that doesn't mean forgeted, like all the dumbstuffs use it as) with a loving girlfriend? WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU ON? :o
i slept with my gf of the time pretty much every day after school when i was 14/15 lol

whenever i listen to music, i use the fingers on my right hand to "play" the song as if i was playing the piano

so it's like i'm playing a single song using only five keys

i'm barely even aware that i'm doing it whenever do it lol

whenever i listen to music, i use the fingers on my right hand to "play" the song as if i was playing the piano

so it's like i'm playing a single song using only five keys

i'm barely even aware that i'm doing it whenever do it lol
sometimes i play air guitar

I can never sit properly in a chair.

EVER.