Author Topic: stuff you wonder if you're the only one that does it  (Read 4126 times)

(I only did this once) I was sitting next to a girl in class and farted silently, then tried to suck it back into my starfish.
What . The . forget .

What . The . forget .
brown town suction, go!

One of the freshman year jokes among us guys was that girls had ass suction cause whenever they say down, all of their butts would get stuck to the floor/chair, and it wasn't coincidental at all. Roughly 250+ girls and at one point or another they've all experienced butt suction.
Works well with drylove. If dry love can be considered good... O.o

(I only did this once) I was sitting next to a girl in class and farted silently, then tried to suck it back into my starfish.
Holy stuff my sides

We showered, didn't forget ever, practically just 3rd/2nd base the entire time, then we took a nap in a guest bedroom, still naked.
Her parents were out of town.
You lucky son of a carrot

We showered, didn't forget ever, practically just 3rd/2nd base the entire time, then we took a nap in a guest bedroom, still naked.
Her parents were out of town.
That's a shame. You obviously had the chance... ynot?

you have to take a stuff in school and you try to hold it in to the end of the period, and you look like you have a spike up your ass.


this is a placeholder sound, for when there's no other sound present
everyone gets it

Why is a placeholder sound needed?

Crying whenever I imagine/see another person's eyes hurt (poked, falling out, eyes yanked out, etc)
same

We showered, didn't forget ever, practically just 3rd/2nd base the entire time, then we took a nap in a guest bedroom, still naked.
Her parents were out of town.
better than love imo

That's a shame. You obviously had the chance... ynot?
Too much pride I guess, at the time I was pro-abstinence which don't make sense since I was getting head, handies, playing with her and sleeping with her fully undressed. I guess we were sort of building up the suspense. But, she had an accident after the shower that resulted in a week long coma and entirely memory loss of the relationship. To make matters worse, she mistook me for a guy who raped her, so even to today she thinks I'm lying about the shower and what not.

She made me leave 20 minutes early that day because "the day was just so perfect, I didn't wanna risk it being ruined... I wanted you to stay and I wanted to be in your arms forever, but you've been the best thing thing to ever happen to me... And then this. It was absolutely perfect."

But, she doesn't remember that. But I guess luckily Ive convinced her with half of my stories. Just none of the activities. (this all occurred before my acne flared and now I practically have to pour acid on my face.)

better than love imo
Agreed. Can't beat a steamy shower with your lady friend, doesn't matter what you do (well, I guess it does, but just speaking broadly.)

Can't tell if serious

how did you supress your boner?

this is a placeholder sound, for when there's no other sound present
everyone gets it

how did you supress your boner?
Well, about that :cookieMonster:

No need. When we showered we had dated for almost a year, so we were exteremely comfortable with each other. We ended up dating a year and a half. Would've lasted longer had it not been for the aforementioned accident.