How to eat Pianos (And other useful guides)

[Kimon]

I ate the keys, and I don't feel very good... Am I going to die or become stronger than ever?

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[Renekar]

When I fried my Grand Piano I ate the keys first. An hour later I turned into the hulk. What may have caused this?

You might have Piulk. Piulk is a disease that turns you green and kills you for a few hours. Find a doctor or eat some more pianos to fix this.

I ate the keys, and I don't feel very good... Am I going to die or become stronger than ever?

What kind of piano did you eat?

[Skull Candy]

Nice, but how do I eat my keyboard piano?

[Renekar]

Nice, but how do I eat my keyboard piano?

Updated.
Suggest what you want to eat, and who knows, maybe I'll make a tutorial. Or make your own, and maybe i'll feature it.

[Elecro]

i want to eat my cat alive without it scratching the forget out of the throat.

[LOL :D]

How2eat fan?

[Katadeus]

i want to eat my cat alive without it scratching the forget out of the throat.

furry vore elecro you've gone too far

[Renekar]

i want to eat my cat alive without it scratching the forget out of the throat.

Give it some kitten mittens.

[Skull Candy]

How2eat fan?

Bloody mess

[Alex Man!]

Tell me how to eat a human skeleton.

[ChappersTeddy]

haha oh wow

[Maxwell23461]

how the forget do I eat orange juice

[Operator¹]

how the forget do I eat orange juice

you freeze it.

[kevin 51l]

How to eat an Apple
By niger

You will need:
• an apple
• do you even lift?

Step 1:
why the forget would you eat an apple if you could eat a piano?

Step 2:
'nuff said

[Skull Candy]

how do I eat my digital clock