How to eat Pianos (And other useful guides)

[Port]

getting less and less creative with those guides

:(

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[Renekar]

getting lazier and lazier with making steps.
The piano one will probably be the only guide that is informative.

god damn it fine

[Cool Boi]

• The ability to eat wood

[Mariobro123586]

Can I have a guide on how to eat a top hat and also how to eat a house.
thank you.

[Katamari007]

oh

so this is how pandan did it

[Nonnel]

Will I still be able to play it in my stomach after I eat it?
Also, is eating my television set acceptable?

[Renekar]

Will I still be able to play it in my stomach after I eat it?
Also, is eating my television set acceptable?

You can use a scalpel and cut your stomach open and play it if you didn't break the keys.
And yes.
Just be sure you have it unplugged.

[Alex Man!]

weren't they all feeding on crappy ms paint drawings?

Yeah. I printed them out and roasted them over a campfire... indoors...

My tablet broke, so i put paint tool sai on a USB and tried to eat it.
we are running out of food in the cold winters...

[Blocko 3D]

wat

[Cargøn]

Umm, what do I do for seasoning? Do I stuff it with rusty nails, or broken glass?

[Mariobro123586]

Umm, what do I do for seasoning? Do I stuff it with rusty nails, or broken glass?

rusty glass and broken nails

[Nonnel]

rusty glass and broken nails

broken nails taste bad imo

[carolcat]

hello, i found your guide very interesting. i would like to join the many people today who are enjoying their pianos, but i only have an electric piano and am unsure of how to go about ingesting it. could you, perhaps, assist me with this?

[Renekar]

hello, i found your guide very interesting. i would like to join the many people today who are enjoying their pianos, but i only have an electric piano and am unsure of how to go about ingesting it. could you, perhaps, assist me with this?

I'll update the OP when i get on an actual computer.

[WyWy5000]

When I fried my Grand Piano I ate the keys first. An hour later I turned into the hulk. What may have caused this?