There are four characters.
John,
Alexander,
William,
and Boxeley.
You are John.
Alexander is your Friend.
William is a friend.
and Boxeley isn't really anything he's cool though.
You write it like this
J: you're gay.
W: yes
W: yes I am
B: the term is homoloveual, you irreverent swine.
A: wat
there are no limits. Begin!
they're outside right now. not doing anything. bored really. you are John again. you are not a friend anymore and you are not OP. but you're still John which is kind of cool because John is cool.
J: you're gay
W: yes
W: yes I am
B: the term is homoloveual, you irreverent swine.
A: what.
J: i don't understand this conversation.
J: i was obviously trying to insult W, because he sucks.
B: i don't understand what you're saying, John.
B: what is the ratio of him sucking to him not sucking?
J: five to one.
B: Ooh.
J: pretty bad odds
B: those aren't odds.
B: that's just how many times he sucks to how much he doesn't suck.
J: aren't those odds though
B: No.
A: guys, can we get back to insulting W?
A: Wait, where is W?
*w has fled into the wilderness, he stole all of their clothing.*
now what?