I found a wild rock, so I decided to raise it as a housepet.

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He is very cold, and half-starved. I don't think he's very happy to be inside, as he keeps grunting and giving me nasty looks.

I'm going to go get him vaccinated tomorrow, and then get him a collar. Until then, I'm just gonna keep him warm. The problem is that I don't know what rocks eat, and he doesn't want milk or carrots.

Plus, I need to come up with a name for him. My parents don't want to keep him, so I'm trying my best to convince them :(


IIRC rocks like spinach, chard and other leafy greens. Perhaps you could try feeding him those?

IIRC rocks like spinach, chard and other leafy greens. Perhaps you could try feeding him those?

Damn, I'm out of spinach. I'll have to go pick some up at the market.

Try feeding him some protein rich leafs from a tree, and if that doesn't work, take him to the vet immediately, he is sick and is running out of rock protein

He doesn't want to eat any leaves, but he seems to like tap water.

1. find jontron
2. your rock and rockington become friends
3. ???
4. your rock now has children

also a great name for your rock is "mohammedahmedmohammodabdellan ohammed"

1. find jontron
2. your rock and rockington become friends
3. ???
4. your rock now has children

also a great name for your rock is "mohammedahmedmohammodabdellan ohammed"

But he lost rockington D:

Ronald Dilinger the Sixty Ninth is a better name for your rock.

But he lost rockington D:

oh yeah...he...he lost rockington.

HE LOST A ROCK

My pet rock just pissed on my floor....

Ronald Dilinger the Sixty Ninth is a better name for your rock.

How about RonnyDill69?

Ronald Dilinger the Sixty Ninth is a better name for your rock.

i hope you sure do realize there is no better name, or better ANYTHING than the name "mohammedahmedmmohammodabdella nohammed", right?

My pet rock just pissed on my floor....
Beat him sufficiently like the good pet owner you are.

Some name suggestions:
Timothy
Robert
Alexander
Gus
Pohatu
Chris
Vladmir
John
Jj'larvik des Unvil-Vah, Baron of Opkiv