Can't fap for a week :C

[Jetlok]

What the forget omg you men and your weird snakees jesus Im never going near a boy ever again

we just want to suck the life force out of you via vagoo

[Ad Bot]

[Slugger]

You must masturbate a lot more than you say you do.

I'm being honest.

[Acerblock]

What the forget omg you men and your weird snakees jesus Im never going near a boy ever again

Bubba no, don't leave us!

GET YOUR BETS DOWN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
were you masturbating with a synthetic alien pusillanimous individual or something i mean how much different can the feeling be

No.

He was masturbating from a tuna jar obviously.

[BubbaGum]

we just want to suck the life force out of you via vagoo

Why would anyone want to do that

[psychomutt]

What the forget omg you men and your weird snakees jesus Im never going near a boy ever again

you're rude.

[(Frankie)]

i havent fapped since i was 14
you'll live

[Acerblock]

i havent fapped since i was 14
you'll live

Off with your head!

Why would anyone want to do that

Because we're men.

[VincentTheGuy]

I'm being honest.

You lie like an Ukrainian whore who took all the good LSD.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

i havent fapped since i was 14
you'll live

i cant even begin to fathom how you did that unless you turned 15 a few days ago or are 14 right now

[BubbaGum]

Because we're men.

But but but
Why would you put your fragile little mouth on a reproductive organ

[Acerblock]

But but but
Why would you put your fragile little mouth on a reproductive organ

Because we're men.

You lie like an Ukrainian whore who took all the good LSD.

Those damn Ukrains!

[(Frankie)]

i cant even begin to fathom how you did that unless you turned 15 a few days ago or are 14 right now

i turned 15 last june

[Mr Man]

This is the last straw, I'm making a procrastination megathread

[VincentTheGuy]

But but but
Why would you put your fragile little mouth on a reproductive organ

Because the upper pair of lips just ate dinner and for some reason the lower look like they're having a good time.

[BubbaGum]

Because we're men.

WHY ARE MEN SO WEIRD

oh hey Im ukrainian