procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Axolotl2]

I can't stop fapping to Port

I thought that was my thing. :C

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

trying to quit fapping

srsly one of the stupidest things I've ever heard
maybe, in unusual situations, I could understand not wanting to start
but wanting to stop, after starting?
just seems dumb to me

[Wynd_Fox]

Yeah, unless there's a medical reason, that's awfully silly.

[Brickman]

I could see someone doing it to respect his companion
I'm not saying you'd be disrespecting if you did masturbate, but I've known some people who didn't as a type of respect

[Night Fox]

I could see someone doing it to respect his companion
I'm not saying you'd be disrespecting if you did masturbate, but I've known some people who didn't as a type of respect

that also seems pretty stupid, bc chances are, your companion does it too

[Wynd_Fox]

Nah, if (s)he asks you not to, it seems reasonable to me.
Well, it seems like your partner is overly controlling, but still.

[Night Fox]

Nah, if (s)he asks you not to, it seems reasonable to me.
Well, it seems like your partner is overly controlling, but still.

oh, by companion, I figured he meant roommate or something. don't think I've heard anyone refer to that as "companion" before
in that case, sure, but that's only ok if they don't have love with you
if anyone ever tells me not to masturbate, they better be willing to forget!

[Wynd_Fox]

Oh, yeah, roommate would make more sense, considering the term. But I think the context implies romantic partner.

[Brickman]

Oh, yeah, roommate would make more sense, considering the term. But I think the context implies romantic partner.

yeah I meant romantic partner. Oops.

[Fredulus]

90% of males masturbate
70% of females masturbate

stop acting like it's weird

[Wynd_Fox]

Who was acting like it's weird?

[Mr Man]

srsly one of the stupidest things I've ever heard
maybe, in unusual situations, I could understand not wanting to start
but wanting to stop, after starting?
just seems dumb to me

Religion

[Fredulus]

Religion

lol XD

Who was acting like it's weird?

weirdos like this:

trying to quit fapping

[Wynd_Fox]

Oh, right. But Mr Man is kinda nuts. He has also said that he's not biloveual, since it goes against his religion.

[Port]

I can't stop fapping to Port

I thought that was my thing. :C

yeah, I know, it's many people's thing