Author Topic: Hey guys guess what today is (BERFDAY THREAD BITCHES)  (Read 1892 times)

It's the 15th anniversary of the day I was squeezed out of my mother's vagina

Congratulate me on surviving another year, mortals
« Last Edit: January 29, 2013, 04:05:57 PM by rockslide26 »

what if my father is zeus

ur only 15??????
your profile says different too wtf

ur only 15??????
your profile says different too wtf
I'm a time travelling wizard, you don't know my powers


happy anniversary of the first and last time you touched your mother's vagina
(hopefully)


happy anniversary of the first and last time you touched your mother's vagina
(hopefully)
too late

Mery birthday
thnx bby~<3


-snip-
I don't want second from left because he's a skinny bitch but the rest, oh bby~



avatar size if you want it.

You don't want this cake because you'll end up fat and it won't be a happy birthday :(

You don't want this cake because you'll end up fat and it won't be a happy birthday :(
Jabba the Hutt seemed like a pretty happy guy, he had all the hos and money stacked to the roof. And a rancor.